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  1. You tell em tomo, don't spare their feeling for f**k sake lol
  2. I'm not sure if he'll show himself but I think there is a good chance he'll expose himself
  3. Hmmm I'd go more 80/20 lol

  4. I'm loved and hated in equal amounts.... Ok, more hated

  5. Wonder why it's only when your in the shower.... Can you hear him holding his breath when your sitting on the bog?
  6. Got the wife a new bag and belt for valentines. She tried them on and hey presto the Hoover is working again

  7. there isnt its just spooky, the warden said he was a lovley man, care for his very sick wife for two years before she passed away and wouldnt let a nurse near her as he said i married her to look after her in sickness and health. I am near york mate hes probably pulling at it, if you get what i mean lmao I remember reading about that. Guy wouldn't let nurse near his wife. Poor woman only started out with a poison toe.,.... 2 years it took the gangrene to reach her nose..... Sad, they reckon a simple plaster would have saved her too....
  8. Maybe its Elvis, he died of a heart attack on the bog. Next time your having a shower sing..... It's 1 for the money.... 2 for the show..... See if he joins in
  9. Exit stage left......Suffering suckatage... Who said that then lol
  10. baw

    Bit drafty in ere....

  11. baw

    Just checking your still alive.... Kerching kerching

  12. well ile be here,, six nations are on tv,,,, feck me it was the autumn internationals last time. Aye, time flys big man. Not much into rugby unless that is Scotland are doing well lol.... So I'll be avoiding rugby talk like the plague.
  13. Just watched it again.... Ohhh the shame.
  14. Cheers tomo, means a lot to me that. I hope you feel the same when I get my usual bored self on a Saturday morning rant lol. Think I might look back at that dreaded clip.... Wonder if I can delete underdogs posts with this name...
  15. The IRA have reacted to UDA death threats to Neil Lennon. They've threatened to keep Kyle Lafferty alive for the duration of his Rangers contract!

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      pmsl...........

  16. just teesing you with the puppie picture , thought you might have been tempted like Must admit I was tempted when I saw them mate.... Fine specimens.
  17. Excellent idea, can you imagine the piece and quite on here..... No more pssst, 3 DVDs for a fiver featuring too good to run catch 34 hares in an afternoon..... No more does anyone know who the father of dark destroyer, sister of twinkle toes.... No more, big land peeeesh..... Ahhh I reckon we should petition the board and get this set up as soon as... well said mate,, also there'd be no need for our northern cousins, to come on and put film clips of two lurchers catching a summer hare in a field it cant get out of You know your trouble tomo, you won't live and let live.... Alwa
  18. Cheers riohog, I think you might be on to something mate. Id soon separate the wheat from the chaff....
  19. Excellent idea, can you imagine the piece and quite on here..... No more pssst, 3 DVDs for a fiver featuring too good to run catch 34 hares in an afternoon..... No more does anyone know who the father of dark destroyer, sister of twinkle toes.... No more, big land peeeesh..... Ahhh I reckon we should petition the board and get this set up as soon as...
  20. You got a camera in my home artic????
  21. I remember when this was all a blank canvas.... About 10 days ago.....

  22. Woman weightlifter goes to the doctors and says, Ive been taking steroids and grown a cock. Doctor asks, Anabolic ? she replies, No just a cock

  23. baw

    Ahhhh the memories..... I love chicken soup me

  24. A hiding to nothing.... Should have let him take over at the start of this season as winners instead of next season as losers. Wonder if the new owners will want him.
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