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  1. Happy Birthday numb nuts............ :laugh: thanks very much , you were cutting that a bit fine only 3/4 of an hour to go still you were the only fecking one . I don't know what I said to piss so many off :laugh:
  2. :laugh: very well put together
  3. You never said they were taking the whole hog :laugh:
  4. Two prostitutes are standing on a street corner, one says to the other "I think it's gonna be a good night tonight, I can smell cock in the air!" "Sorry" says the other, "I just burped!"

  5. HI Darryl , nice photos there mate hopefully see you up there in November. Ps see you at the THL meet
  6. That's really shit news I hope you pull through craigyboy .My thought are with you and your family fella ATVB
  7. Barman says to Paddy, "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" Looking puzzled Paddy says, "Why the f**k would I want two empty glasses?"

    1. just jack

      just jack

      coat!

      mine are worse

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      PIL

      I got sent two , if I put the other one up I'd have been slated AGAIN .LOL

  8. O.M.G Malt isan't that strange i'm the same as you, i live by the coast but water in a deep lake is something very different is't got an erie presents about it. I don't know what is, it almost like something primal I can't quite put my finger on! Water should move about and pay you as little attention as possible, it shouldn't just lie there eyeing you up like something about to pounce! :laugh: you make out its like a fecking croc :laugh:
  9. Hopefully he will get turned over in the near future and lose his fecking job cnut .
  10. If she's a granny smith consider her sold lol Is it a f2f deal or can you post ?
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    none taken cookie what gave it away c'mon Oxford knock those robins off their perch tomorrow Could be worst you could be from grove Did you Google Wantage cookie or did you go to school there (JOKE) repeat (JOKE) Use to go to segsbury what use to be the challow site we was outsiders as we lived in SITV we where not allowed to breed with the wantage girls as there was there brother job Cookie Cookie don't talk me about inbreeding half the cnuts in S.I.T.V have got two fecking heads :laugh: Talk about square pegs round holes I was convinced you lived on the reservati
  12. 40 fills :laugh: :laugh: once is enough for most people :blushes: also don't forget the dry pack Do yourself a favor and go straight for the bottle coley I have a 10ltr bottle 232psi and my local dive club only charge £2 to fill it up but others may charge a little extra .
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    Well if pishing yourself laughing is a disability then i'm f****d..................... :laugh: Feck me lab five pages in and you put a post ,were you playing it safe ...just read it actually mate. And i for one think your a disgusting b*****d for posting such filth................i hope you rot in hell............. :laugh: :laugh: Sorry to break this to you mate but you only get one crack at this thing called life , no second chance up above or below . Now theres one thing slating the disabled but dont you come on here telling a Catholic that theres no heaven.........f*****g
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    Well if pishing yourself laughing is a disability then i'm f****d..................... :laugh: Feck me lab five pages in and you put a post ,were you playing it safe ...just read it actually mate. And i for one think your a disgusting b*****d for posting such filth................i hope you rot in hell............. :laugh: :laugh: Sorry to break this to you mate but you only get one crack at this thing called life , no second chance up above or below .
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    Well if pishing yourself laughing is a disability then i'm f****d..................... :laugh: Feck me lab five pages in and you put a post ,were you playing it safe
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    lite I'm not making a fool out of anyone least of all our brave galls & guys so don't try and bring them into this thread just so you can take the moral high ground .Also I'm sorry to hear about your son I wish him all the best but like I've said on more than one occasion IT'S A FECKING JOKE THAT'S NOT AIMED AT ANY ONE PARTICULAR PERSON . Do I need to repeat myself again ? Aye.............disability, whether through the bad luck of birth, injury, accident, or fighting on behalf of our nation... IT'S AS FUNNY AS F**K :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: your not quite getting
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    none taken cookie what gave it away c'mon Oxford knock those robins off their perch tomorrow Could be worst you could be from grove Did you Google Wantage cookie or did you go to school there (JOKE) repeat (JOKE)
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    lite I'm not making a fool out of anyone least of all our brave galls & guys so don't try and bring them into this thread just so you can take the moral high ground .Also I'm sorry to hear about your son I wish him all the best but like I've said on more than one occasion IT'S A FECKING JOKE THAT'S NOT AIMED AT ANY ONE PARTICULAR PERSON . Do I need to repeat myself again ? Aye.............disability, whether through the bad luck of birth, injury, accident, or fighting on behalf of our nation... IT'S AS FUNNY AS F**K :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: your not quite getting it a
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    lite I'm not making a fool out of anyone least of all our brave galls & guys so don't try and bring them into this thread just so you can take the moral high ground .Also I'm sorry to hear about your son I wish him all the best but like I've said on more than one occasion IT'S A FECKING JOKE THAT'S NOT AIMED AT ANY ONE PARTICULAR PERSON . Do I need to repeat myself again ? pil im just being a kunt mate take that back calling you a tube just had a bad couple days all the best mate no harm done lite hope things bounce back to the happy zone
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    Also true , I know of an Indian fella that puts up paki jokes .Does that make him racist ? Especially like to hear lites thoughts seems as he's so offended .
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    none taken cookie what gave it away c'mon Oxford knock those robins off their perch tomorrow
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    Good Luck ...

    lite I'm not making a fool out of anyone least of all our brave galls & guys so don't try and bring them into this thread just so you can take the moral high ground .Also I'm sorry to hear about your son I wish him all the best but like I've said on more than one occasion IT'S A FECKING JOKE THAT'S NOT AIMED AT ANY ONE PARTICULAR PERSON . Do I need to repeat myself again ?
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    no mate and nothing should be, its called comedy,you either laugh at it or dont :yes:il admit i did giggle theres jokes about everything,if you get offended by em then plain and simple....your a kunt and im not aiming that at you s/h just people in general AM a bit like you craigy but why do all you man utd fans get so wound up about the plane in the snow thing just think how well they would have done in the para olympic footy eh you gotta laff eh it doesnt wind me up one little bit why would it i didnt know any of em,i wasnt even feckin born never said you bud jus
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    Hi Mo , no offence taken everyone has their opinion . What I would say is I have not singled anyone out in particular and nor would I , I feel proud of each and every one of the paralympions . When Elle won the gold in the pool the emotion in her voice and on her face in her interview made me well up as well .At most the joke's are in bad taste but that's all as I said a joke is only a joke good or bad.I hope this has come over as is meant as I'm on the phone
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