Two old men - Bert and Sid - were sitting on a park bench. Bert turns
to Sid and says, "Do you think there are football teams in Heaven?" Sid
thinks for a minute and replies: "I don't know, mate, but let's make a
deal. Whichever of us dies first has to come back and tell the other if
there's any football in Heaven." They shake on it, and sadly, a few
months later poor Bert passes on. Some days afterwards, Sid is sitting in
the park when he hears a voice whisper, "Sid... Sid..." Sid responds:
"Bert! Is that you?" "Yes, it is," whispers the spirit of Bert. Sid,
still amazed, asks