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  1. Spot on Ricky,I'll second that.
  2. Stock training should be done when the dog is still young,but for differing reasons this is not always the case and we come across older dogs that have never been introduced to stock Thurso jack offers some sound advice,although I've never had the need to use one I've heard the electric collar is very usefull when introducing the dog to sheep.I would follow Thurso jacks advice to start with,but eventually you are going to have to let it off the lead,this is where the electric collar comes into it's own,if the dog does show an unhealthy interest in the sheep a quick zapp should be
  3. Recently sold the top gun,a Falcon hawke fn12. I still have the Air Arms S410K [bottom] both in .22 calibre.
  4. Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic? He choked on his own VIMTO
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    joke

    Have you heard about the new craze doing the rounds in the nightclubs? The men pour their drinks into their girlfriends knickers then sook it out with a straw The goverment have just announced a health warning about MINGE DRINKING
  6. Cheers for the replies Max,She was implanted with semen from Droopys Vieri the first time mate. I think she was just too late to get mated on both occasions,she's a bitch that breaks every 6-7 months so hopefully it will be third time lucky.
  7. I had her in for training digdeep,she went back to the lad that owns her for breeding Hence the WAS a lovely bitch to handle.
  8. Out of 100 lurchers there are only 2 greyhound crosses
  9. Thanks for the replies :thumbs-up: She's black LB. She was a decent bitch Frank and well bred[ I think].She did most of her running on the Scottish flaps,mostly at Ayr and Gretna.She did race in Ireland to start with at Dundalk and Lifford. Max,I'm no breeding buff so would appreciate your opinion on her breeding. Twice she has gone to Ireland and been mated but both times she didn't take She is called MURLOUGH TANGO.
  10. Here's a pic of a bitch I used to run on the flaps,she was a lovely bitch to handle.
  11. My dogs get jabbed as pups and that's all they get never had any problems so far.
  12. I've got one and think it's sh!t hot,had a few guns in the past and have shot some that my mates have owned,and in my opinion the S410K comes out tops But like mad al says what suits one might not suit another.
  13. An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as their caddies. While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress. "Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices." The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket a
  14. Heard a rumour that there have been some Grilse seen in the town water [Dumfries] but as yet it remains a rumour the mate got a three and a half pound grilse and a local got a nice nine and a half ponder good clean fish a few weeks ago Were they caught in the Nith midnight? There were a few salmon caught in April/may as is the case most years,I'd guess between 10-20.In June it tends to go quiet salmon wise untill the grilse start to run. It is shaping up to be another very poor season for the sea trout sadly.
  15. Heard a rumour that there have been some Grilse seen in the town water [Dumfries] but as yet it remains a rumour
  16. tote

    JOKES

    "have you tried Andrews?" I pictured that and nearly pissed myself
  17. Must admit I'm not known for putting them back But there is a drastic shortage of sea trout in the nith so I'm only doing my bit. It's a great feeling catching a fish on a fly you've tied yourself I'm not the tidiest fly tier in the world by a long way,but the fish dont seem to care
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    JOKES

    a bloke walks up to a girl in a night club and says "hi my names bond" she says "dont tell me its james" ..he said .."no its uni,i m here to fill your crack" a farmer in devon has made history by growing a feild full of dildos!unfortunatly hes had a lot of trouble with squatters
  19. Them kits are a credit to you Lone Wolf
  20. I was out last night,the 1st night fishing i've done this season. Started at midnight[no fishing up here on a sunday] I went down to Dalscone on the DGAA beat,only fished the first 40 yards as there is no carry further down. Anyway 2nd time down I got an offer which stuck,it resulted in a 2lber which was photographed and returned.There were no other offers and not a fish broke the surface. The fly was one I'd knocked up a couple of years ago and never used,hook size 4.
  21. Well done Jigsaw I know feck all about terriers but he looks a wee cracker.
  22. tote

    WANKERS

    I take it i'm one of the w*****s you refer to,have another look at the thread Frank,I honestly think you are making a mountain out of a molehill. Try not to be so sensitive What I was trying to say was the dog in question deserves to be given a chance I thought the idea of an open forum was for people to share their views and opinions be they the same or different.I have already sent you a PM Frank,I was kinda hoping we could either agree or disagree through pm,but seems not as you have already had a dig at me on the electrolytes thread. All I can say is nowhere have I been
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