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Ossie n Arch

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  1. .........And thats exactly what happend, missed the whole game just got back in. Sky plused it though so watch it later.
  2. I read a story once where a guy used to ride his tricycle between two large rocks guarding a walkway. One day the rocks were moved closer together....... Anyway, i'm sure you can work out the rest..........
  3. :laugh: Wrong brother mate :tongue2: ok then, Sounded good though........Has Mirco ever played Scrum half ?? I'm a forward, forgive me.
  4. Stick some other hard opinionated barsteward in the Jungle and see what happens.
  5. ITALIA, ITALIA..... Get in............ He might just be the worlds worst scrum half, but by heck he can't half kick goals.
  6. Allotment, Allotment and more Allotment. Got wrapped in to have a few days Carping in May, so will do that. Of to Scotland in April for a long awaited Holiday. Not much really.
  7. Two new permissions in one week. Get in.

    1. Ideation

      Ideation

      Now go ask all their neighbours!

    2. Ossie n Arch

      Ossie n Arch

      Tried that straight away. Took my number. We'll see.

  8. 'Natural'.....Ossie??...you mean wee 'tache, armpit hair and a bush that wouldn't look out of place in the amazon rainforest.....is that what you mean?... Just my type....... :kiss: :kiss:
  9. Attractive:- My missus.....Cos she's leaning over my shoulder at the moment Iv'e a thing for Demi Moore, but any long dark haired, darkish skined lady with a curvy figure does it for me. (Spelling) Salma Hayek, Sophie Marceau, Katie Melua, Gemma Arterton, Megan Fox.......... Any "False" women, weather it be plastic or the way they act. Gotta be natural. I know, i know.
  10. It's coming down to the wire now, 2 games left. Scotland visit Twickenham on Sunday (I'm on call so could miss that game, and the next one aswell) looking to end 28 years of defeat there. Can't see it happening myself. I think Scotland have played well this year, just not well enough, and are looking at the wooden spoon if Italy turn them over. Which could happen. Englands game against Ireland should be a cracker, with England (Hopefully) going into it looking to win the GS. We will see. England to win on Sunday by 20.
  11. Well i'll be. Farmers actualy DO says "Yes" sometimes.

    1. tb25

      tb25

      looky git lol

  12. not on a monday mate guess u know the place then ? Not that well really, but if it's where i think it is i drive past it alot. Close to a Motorway ??
  13. Nice pictures, and a nice day too. No Trial bikes out today ??
  14. Can't help you with your question, but best of luck with it.
  15. Iv'e done mine a few times, and iv'e also had it operated on. If your going to carry on playing Rugby leave it alone and get it fixed when you've finished playing, you'll only break it again. The operation i had done wasn't nice, afterwards i had long pieces of gauze pushed up my nose. Well they have to come out, and the nurses love doing that. Felt like the inside of me head was being pulled out through me nose Try tapping your nose with your finger gently, if you can hear it cracking, it's broke.
  16. Ossie n Arch

    cricket

    Can't be....... Are you sure you've read that right ?? England losing......... Well done Ireland. As long as it's just the Cricket and not the Rugby in March.
  17. I suffer the opposite problem. Ossie has issues with other dogs, so if/when i see one coming the other way i put straight him on the lead. I would hate it if he was to attack another dog. He's calmed down a bit now, but i'm still on my guard all the time we're out. To have a go at you for defending your own dogs is pathetic.
  18. Right then, am bored so here's my Canine 11. We're playing a 4-4-2 system. In goal: The Pointer, Goalies point so no contest. Full backs: A Patterdale and a Border terrier, a bit of bite at the back required. Centre backs: A Great Dane and a Boxer, need to be strong in this area. Wingers: A Greyhound and Whippit, speed required on the wing for those crosses whipped in. Central midfield: A Springer and a Border Collie, the work horses of the team, none stop. Up front: Deerhound for height in the box and a JRT for that nocked down tap in and a bit of niggle. Our ai
  19. Ossie, 5 or 6 when we had him. So about 8 now. Still loves a good mooch and a sleep.
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