All these planks saying take it to a farmer. What f***ing farmer? There wasn't a farm in site, shall I take it to a RANDOM farm? What's the farmer gunna say If I ask if it's his? He's gunna clearly go "YEP IT'S MINE LAD" and snap it up.
It's gunna the police station tonight.
I found something in a hedge, googled it, was worth a few quid so wanted to know if it worked, that's it. f**k what all these do gooder c**ts are preaching, everyone would have done the same. I've now realised they get stolen and it's an issue and it's not worth the hassle of holding onto. It was next to a road b