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jetro

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  1. jetro

    A super virus

    I see it with the little nephew, can't play out side because of germs, can't touch the dog, the rain will wet him, the sun will burn him ect ect, it's a crying shame. I feel sorry for the little boy, he's as pale as a milk bottle, not enough fresh air. To much tv and phone. I try to sneak him out on my walks with me, but it caused to much talk so just leave him now. Atb j
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    A super virus

    Another plauge will come around and wipe most of the human race out, hope I live to see it, and survive it. In today's world people are to hung up on cleanliness, especially with children. Their immunity is been wipe with all these clean products and antibiotics ect ect. Kids can't even play out side in the dirt anymore. Atb j
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    A super virus

    One of the greats, love zombie films Atb j
  4. Chatting to a friend today about these, it's funny that we can get firearms licences for shotguns, rifles and crossbows, but can't carry the above (in title) for self defence or protection, especially women and young girls. What's others opinions on this, should we be allowed to carry these. Imo yes we should. Atb j Title should say battens, auto correct lol
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    Club Row

    Great pics, especially the young lad with rabbit in his pocket, and the Jr pup standing alone. Never to be seen again unfortunately. The world is ruined with, health and safety, animal welfare groups and bloody do gooders. Atb j
  6. And that gobshite of ours travelled to the States. Trump probably had to ask who Leo was lol, no fear of that eejit getting the corona virus. Atb j
  7. The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?” The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.” Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.” The auditor think
  8. Him... “what’s your body count?” Me...”For what?” Him... “People you’ve slept with...” Me...”Ohhhh! I thought you saw the basement...” Him...”What?!...” Me...”What??...”
  9. Dogs just have a sence about these things. They just know when something is off, and their not rearly wrong imo. Bet the bar went quite lol. No bother getting the drinks order in ?? Atb j
  10. ????? What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked... 12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends. It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything lemon in their life. You are already regretting this decision. 12:06 pm: You down a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liq
  11. A Young Woman was preparing for her Wedding. She asked her Mother to go out and buy a Nice, Long Black Negligee and carefully place it in her Suitcase so it would not Wrinkle. Mom forgot her task, until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a Short Pink Nightee. She bought it and quickly threw it into the Suitcase. After the Wedding, the Bride and Groom enter their Hotel Room. The Groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new Bride to change in the Bathroom and promise not to Peek while he got ready for Bed. While she was in the Bathro
  12. A Man goes into a Bakers and asks for 2 Bread Rolls..?? The Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in a Paper Bag, He then asks for 2 Cakes the Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in the Bag. The Man says :- "It’s nice to see you don’t Handle the Food".. The Shop Man says :- "Nothing in my Shop is Handled by Human Hand".. He then noticed a Piece of String hanging out of the Shop Man's Trousers and asks :- "What is that Piece of String for"..??? The Shop Man says :- "When I need a Piss. I just pull on the String
  13. A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... Enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotch less panties..?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank Christ for that ! - I thought you were sitting on the f***ing cat.. ! " Poor b*****d never even heard the gunshot.
  14. Anyone with breathing problems, or is under going chemotherapy is at major risk, so iv been told, for the most part of your fit and healthy, it's just like a cold. Atb j
  15. Bloody hell, poor dog that some nasty wound. Hope she makes a full recovery. Atb j
  16. Don't know man, that's what they said, but more than likely I took it up wrong Atb j
  17. No rusty, just Ireland Atb j
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