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Wilf breaks into hen houses in the dead of night dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte. He lies down in the hay and reads them beautiful love poetry, gaining their trust and making them vulnerable to his innermost lustful fancies.
When they are completely relaxed he springs his clever trap. One by one he makes love to them, licking their beaks until they orgasm.
He then squawks "Au revoir...
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Is there a God ? Doesn't look like it to me.
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Simo it's because you look like the Yorkshire Ripper ! The terrified bloke was just venting nervous tension so as not to show his very real fear at ending up with a caved in dumpling and being rolled up in carpet. Either that or he was just flirting and wanted to be bummed balls deep by a SERIAL KILLER !
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I have done 4 outdoor shits this weekend whilst out with the dogs.
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on whos chest?
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You still making model submarines with your spare excrement Brummy?
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dirty brummy basard
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A man of balanced thought and reading. Superb mate
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Wilf lies in stubble fields gently tickling his testes satchel with a dead doe rabbits tail until his pink enemy twitches it's rich smelling poison onto his completely shaven body. He then get's up, wipes his pearly mess off with a baby badger and skips to the local hostelry to celebrate with a jar of locally brewed mead. He is a mystery man, a total hero !
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Wilf lies in stubble fields gently tickling his testes satchel with a dead doe rabbits tail until his pink enemy twitches it's rich smelling poison onto his completely shaven body. He then get's up, wipes his pearly mess off with a baby badger and skips to the local hostelry to celebrate with a jar of locally brewed mead. He is a mystery man, a total hero !
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Just done a really long thin shit.
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Is you IBS playing up again....
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No me blood. Me batty functionin' real nice bredrens !
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well holmes me tink you a batty boy an dat
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You can't beat Uniqlo for value and quality: UNIQLO
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How do you come to that conclusion ?
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Yes ! I beleive you need to be put in touch with the right stuff over here G. I have seen various crosses and all had no reverse gears.A great breed. Not at all saying a sound pup could not be obtained across the water but top breeders (and there are not many) are definately this side of the pond,H. Cheers hatcher, I see from what you are saying that they were game and hard ( the crosses), did they have any brains with it, or just smash up merchants? drop me a PM if you have a sec keen to know the good lines from ireland. All the best, G Plenty of brains in the Wheaten m
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Simoman is a huge messer. He can shit a bogfull !
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I think you'll find that wars in the name of Christianity are alive and well: George Bush - Christian Maniac !
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Now that's what I call bummed:
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Love the new avatar, call you at weekend big boy.... OK Sir. Look at this daft bumba claaat:
