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Lab

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  1. How the f**k does a dog catch a duck on the water.....? Whats he crossed with.....a shark!!!
  2. She should have been served with a similar punishment...........maybe a hot poker right up the badge
  3. No i think you are correct. The new stuff that you can get is pure rubbish compared to the old. Someone told me you might still be able to get the old stuff but need a license for it
  4. Looks about 8 with a dodgy back leg. Good on ye though. Take it its just going to be a pet?
  5. Oh no, I cant move area again; can't afford it One day I will find some, somewhere, I hope, I have read that they have a very distinctive 'Screech'? But I've lived in various places in my life and still aint seen or heard one One day though; Phantom They sure do have a very distictive call. They are very useful when you are out at the pigeons and there warning "screech" that danger is around, usually old mr fox sneaking about!
  6. Keep shooting the Jays mate, there will be alot of songbirds that will be glad that you did. Lovely bird in flight and its got some vision but can be a deadly on nest and young chicks. Phantom......You'll just have to move if you want to see some!!
  7. Just been on news that he has not shot his mother afterall.
  8. I worked with a lad who survived being shot their and was thankfull it was the handgun and not the other you are right NO funnys who was that? i knew the lot,its a small town.PM if prefered. Take it you still have family and friends from there mate...? Shocking day!!!!!!!!!
  9. Well done mate, goes to show with the right training you can get what you want from pretty much most breeds
  10. Lab

    Attention!!!!!

    No........we'll just have to watch in hope that you get a right good pumping this world cup.
  11. Lab

    Attention!!!!!

    Still a gid wan though eh?
  12. Lab

    Attention!!!!!

    Livingston Hope your just a visitor up here then
  13. A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches when fully erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research, could all men in the uk with extremly small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars or homes.
  14. wow you have some imagination almost frightening ...Nicole. CHEERS Mochara it works a TREAT on a FRIDAY NIGHT after the LOCAL PUBS HAVE FINNISHED lol And if that DONT WORK the good old SEE WHAT SHAPES YOU CAN MAKE OUT OF IT WORKS :tongue4: RABBIT SHAPES NORMALY WORK GOOD or the GOOD OLD TWISTED FERRET Good old twisted ferret I'd have went with the "One Eyed Womb Ferret" myself
  15. I done that very thing but tripped over it when attempting the side moonwalk
  16. i have never actually done that thank f**k lol Its sceintificaly proven that you wont catch it if you are under an inch long..................
  17. Being able to own up to crying when you catch your cock in your zip!
  18. Sorry mate but this has just cracked me up......... , i would imagine this post might go off on a tangent very shortly
  19. A dirty slut of a woman!
  20. started its pish last night so it got chucked off, playin up still today.............flying laptop just shortly
  21. Lab

    your first car

    A few folk showing there age on this 1 eh....?
  22. Well mate why dont you put down what you want to do with the cross.....? Will the pups be pets, workers or money makers....? Give us a chance and we will try and give you info, until then you can cross it with whatever the f**k you like!
  23. Lab

    cat hunt

    I have no problems with killing a problem lion, if its got to go then so be it. But if i was they guys i would not be putting up a video showing the crappy shooting that i just watched. Now either that pea shooter of a gun wasn't up to the job or they just couldn't shoot for shit?
  24. Lab

    your first car

    Bet you had a big bore exhaust and your seat was at 45 degrees eh, furry dicer!!!
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