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No good as a lamping jeep FTB .............Scenario for ye; You and yer mate are out with that jeep and you spot a pair of eyes. Yer mate says "Where?" and you'll go "AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh f**k it, it was 3 fields ago" Good one. It's just a laugh...it would be handy for driving between farms though FTB Sure would, Inverness to Edinburgh in the wan night
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No good as a lamping jeep FTB .............Scenario for ye; You and yer mate are out with that jeep and you spot a pair of eyes. Yer mate says "Where?" and you'll go "AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh f**k it, it was 3 fields ago"
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2 weeks , time you had a word then. I would have guessed that its water would have ran out in 2 weeks but it might be rain water i suppose
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What does 'old' mean? How many days are you 'guessing' like? I would try and voice your concerns to him without causing an argument. If you both have to be on the place at the same time then theres no point in being enemies!
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wow he is one big laddie lol Bet he can shite?
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LOL, atleast I'm trying. Ok lets go then............ Did you hear about the gay wizard? Disappeared wi a poof! .........................tumbleweed....... funnier than the joke Touch a nerve with the gay jokes did i?
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Top gags lads... but this is my last 1, bored of fecking typing............ A policeman comes to tell a irish women about her husbands horrible drowning in a vat of beer at the brewery. She sobs saying "Oh the poor man, i hope he didn't suffer much" The policeman says "I dont think so, he came out three times for a pish"!!
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A man walks into the chemist and says "Have you got any KY jelly? She says "No sorry, have you tried Boots"? The man replies "Am wanting to slide in no f*****g march in"!!
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What do women and clouds have in common? Eventually they piss off and its a nice day.
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Why do they call it the wonderbra? Cause when she takes it off you'll 'wonder' where her tits went?
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What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted! What do you call a chav in a box? Innit!
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Jeremy Beadle has a small penis..........saying that, on the other hand its quite big!
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Why can you always win a race against Micheal Jackson? Cause he likes to come in a little behind!
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mmmmmm battle of the jokes............ Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagain. What do you get if you cross Pete Doherty with Bill Oddie? A quack addict
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What goes 'click...is that it?...Click..is that it? Click..is that it? A blind person with a rubiks cube
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Oh were turning it up a notch... Whats the first sign of Aids? A pounding sensation in the arse!
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Whats worse than getting raped by Jack the ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
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How is a monkey like a chainsaw? They both f**k up trees!
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What always starts with a 'p'??? A Shit!!!
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A mans walking down the street when he sees a sign in a shop window. Pork pies 50p/ Handjobs a £1. He goes in and sees the most beautiful girl ever. He asks "Are you the girl giving handjobs for a pound"? She says "Yes"..........He says "Wash yer hands then ya dirty bitch a want a pie"!!!
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LOL, atleast I'm trying. Ok lets go then............ Did you hear about the gay wizard? Disappeared wi a poof! .........................tumbleweed....... A man and wife are driving home from a party when they run over a badger. The man gets out and checks the badger and its still alive, so he picks it up and takes it back to the car. His wife says "What are you going to do with that" and he says "we'll take it to the vet"......."where will i put it" she replies....."between your legs"........"but its wet and it
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LOL, atleast I'm trying. Ok lets go then............ Did you hear about the gay wizard? Disappeared wi a poof!
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Maybe your next wan will be funny?
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im looking for a job
Lab replied to he2macox's topic in Gamekeeping, Conservation & Shoot Management
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Crossbow my arse.......................thats a novelty pen holder from the scarborough gift shop
