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  1. Lab

    NEW JOKE

    Put the "in the classroom" joke book down now Some good 1's though
  2. Bet he got all the ladies eh..? :crazy:
  3. Lab

    NEW JOKE

    Just when i thought you couldn't get any worse................... I can get worse watch this space Was the 1st one funny if not there will be more lab I worried to say "no" now..................bring them on
  4. SLOTH...thats his f*****g name, you think i could mind that yesterday
  5. Lab

    NEW JOKE

    Oh dear oh dear ........ 2 poofs called Paul and Barry go to a theme park, they have a great day going on all the rides. Just before they leave Paul turns to Barry and says "Fancy a go on the big wheel"..? Barry says "No i'm to scared" So off Paul goes himself and gets on the big wheel. It goes round and round then all of a sudden a bolt flies of and the wheel comes crashing to the ground. Barry hunts threw the carnage to find Paul.. cut, bleeding and stuck under all the twisted metal. "Are you hurt"? Barry asks..... "Of course i'm hurt, i went round twice and you never even waved to m
  6. Lab

    NEW JOKE

    Just when i thought you couldn't get any worse...................
  7. See the pheasants regular with mice, frogs and toads and i know that they killed them. Take it they eat them too?
  8. You know where to throw your dog shite now then?
  9. Terrible listening too that..................i'm afraid with these kind of figures being lost you would have to take matters into your own hands.
  10. Land rover, nissan and mitsibushi are all great but would be real diesel guzzlers on your long trips up to scotland. I have heard good reports about the Ford Ranger for fuel but not sure about its off-road capibiltys, unless you are doing anything seriously off road i would imagine it would cope quite well with a decent set of tyres(BF Goodrich Mud terrains, 50k miles on them) Like the new Hilux myself but never heard anything about them.
  11. Hate that vid'.....that twat from team kimbo with the long leather jacket gets right on my tits jumping in all the time when kimbo is getting his ass whooped. Seans face is pretty f****d up tho....looked a bit like that c**t out the goonies................HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. [quote name='iamduvern' date='15 July 2010 - 03:37 PM' timestamp='1279208234' post='1634104' f**k that looks nasty mate i would of kicked the terrier in to next week hope the dog recovers soon mate. Dont blame the dog Blame the owner!! Thats correct.................Blame the owner but boot the dog
  13. Easiest one to reply to as im back on lunch break quickly. Was only walking down to get my fish and chips when it happened. Came running out of their drive, I was booting it but she was on the lead and starting spinning so managed to do both sides. Their paying for the vet bills which is at £350.. Been very inconvinent as we went away the following day for a week. so limited leaving her by herself or taking her on nice walks etc.. also had about 10 trips to the vets.. THANKS FOR ALL THE REPLYS - its really appreciated. Well thats good you got a kick at the little b*****d and even be
  14. could do with seeing a programme on proper women and not firm breasted,fake tanned,sexy nymphos Oh and they were mate.....not a day under 70 and still hard at it. Tits like spaniels lugs and silver badges everywhere, not my thing but i'm sure you would have been in heaven. ,in heaven,id have been in my hand having a slow dance,spiiting juice all over the place dont get me rang tidy old gran. but com on pardon? lost me there pal I'll translate his harsh scots twang........basically he has just said " Don't get one wrong, she was a fine ellegant good looking lady but he
  15. Hope its a repeat then because some of they old timers didn't look like they had long to go. could do with seeing a programme on proper women and not firm breasted,fake tanned,sexy nymphos Oh and they were mate.....not a day under 70 and still hard at it. Tits like spaniels lugs and silver badges everywhere, not my thing but i'm sure you would have been in heaven. ,in heaven,id have been in my hand having a slow dance,spiiting juice all over the place dont get me rang tidy old gran. but com on pardon? lost me there pal I'll translate his harsh scots twang........
  16. Hope its a repeat then because some of they old timers didn't look like they had long to go. could do with seeing a programme on proper women and not firm breasted,fake tanned,sexy nymphos Oh and they were mate.....not a day under 70 and still hard at it. Tits like spaniels lugs and silver badges everywhere, not my thing but i'm sure you would have been in heaven. ,in heaven,id have been in my hand having a slow dance,spiiting juice all over the place dont get me rang tidy old gran. but com on pardon? lost me there pal I'll translate his harsh scots twang........
  17. Always hard to tell from a photo' but i'd say there is no fox using that hole and defo' no badger using it thats a cert'
  18. When you think about it though, we're all using recycled water. I've just made a brew wi' water that Cleopatra might have sailed down the Nile on. Or that i've took a shite in!!! Enjoy yer cuppa
  19. Hope its a repeat then because some of they old timers didn't look like they had long to go. could do with seeing a programme on proper women and not firm breasted,fake tanned,sexy nymphos Oh and they were mate.....not a day under 70 and still hard at it. Tits like spaniels lugs and silver badges everywhere, not my thing but i'm sure you would have been in heaven. a ken eh 70 in still pumpin wan eh the auld dears took aff her bra in her tits broke her toe :sick: Did ye watch it bud......dirty auld buggers eh . Auld boy had tae warm it up infront of the fire tae get it hard
  20. Hope its a repeat then because some of they old timers didn't look like they had long to go. could do with seeing a programme on proper women and not firm breasted,fake tanned,sexy nymphos Oh and they were mate.....not a day under 70 and still hard at it. Tits like spaniels lugs and silver badges everywhere, not my thing but i'm sure you would have been in heaven.
  21. I've never understood why they dont just dilute it..?
  22. as hard as this might sound but their are cops out there that dont need a reason to do stuff like that.as folk on here call raul a nutter and a thug,cops can be aswell. but he said the lad tried to swerve into him,and as the vid clearly showed that was a lie.and the police commision and court thought so as well.he was repramanded for falsify his report sheet.but kept his job! I was suprised to see that the cyclist wasn't black.....usually enough for the yanks to dish out an ass whooping
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