Lab
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Aye and there heavy..............err well they look heavy back in the day it mut have been a brave dog to go up against on of those. Oh yes...............powerful beasts they are with some f*****g big claws
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Aye and there heavy..............err well they look heavy
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Yep.....and this one would have walked right into me If I hadn't of taken a photo of it and the flash startled it. It just grunted and headed around me lol ! See if you can tickle it under the chin, they like that..............
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Nice tattoo for a big hairy lorry driver but not for a pretty lady, tell me you don't drive a lorry..
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Like the wrist 1.....the girls got her initial on hers ............not sure about the big eagle on the leg though....
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Stubby...? My mate just called out a pest controller for a similar problem, i have know idea what he charged but would you have done this.....................the wasps nest was hanging from his roof just outside his bedroom window, the pest controller asked him for a golf club and knocked it off into the garden then went down and put some sort of wasp killer powder on it? not essex to scotland I would'ent have yes sir £45 for the wasp's, £255 travel expenses sometimes we will knock them into a adapted dustbin, then get the lid on quick, and pump the stuff in through the side
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Stubby...? My mate just called out a pest controller for a similar problem, i have know idea what he charged but would you have done this.....................the wasps nest was hanging from his roof just outside his bedroom window, the pest controller asked him for a golf club and knocked it off into the garden then went down and put some sort of wasp killer powder on it? Was it a putter or an iron he used cos it may affect the price Not sure.............maybe a driver for distance
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Stubby...? My mate just called out a pest controller for a similar problem, i have know idea what he charged but would you have done this.....................the wasps nest was hanging from his roof just outside his bedroom window, the pest controller asked him for a golf club and knocked it off into the garden then went down and put some sort of wasp killer powder on it?
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Wouldn't think it would make a diff' mate. Mine haven't been on the lead yet(well once and never again) and they are free to run with my other 2 dogs. Just be stern with him until he realises you are the boss, still young so trying to push the boundaries with you.
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I would prefer pouring petrol on them rather than risk a dogs health lol. You seen the price pf petrol lately....get the cherry on them, harder to light but good when it gets going. Ha ha then the petrol would go a bit further if we just held them down and injected them with it Sounds like a plan........
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I would prefer pouring petrol on them rather than risk a dogs health lol. You seen the price pf petrol lately....get the cherry on them, harder to light but good when it gets going.
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Hope thats not the bbq grill in last pic...................anyone for a rat-burger..? :sick:
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Never mind the staffy's get they smackheads ragged about.
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Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law h
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Imagine the turning cicrle on that thing, there bad enough as a 90 Would still love it tho
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Only when its funny mate
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And did you swap at half time or you just finish where you started? Topnotch is a greedy bugger,he moved that quick he done all 3 holes plus she mopped him up after... have a feeling they have done it before .. needless to say i declined the kiss before i left although she is a lovely women,i just didnt fancy a snog from topnotch :sick: Wont even share his own mother............terrible . Spent 9 months trying to get out the f****r and the rest of his life trying to get back in......pervert!!!
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Man walks into WH Smiths and asks "Do you have that book for men with really small penises?" Girl replies "Its not in yet!" He says "Yip, Thats the one!" My Jewish friend walked into Asda this morning and slapped his circumcised dick on the counter and said "Bet you cant roll that back!"
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Is this why your called TAXI-neil?
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And did you swap at half time or you just finish where you started?
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......PIRANHAS..............
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Hope i never see anything like that.........couple of sleepless nights i'd bet?
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Av just read it again............PMSL .........
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How the f**k do you hang yourself on your knees?
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Christian......Does that 71 stand for the year you were born because it could also be the same year that joke was first told...
