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Lab

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  1. Lab

    Fatal dog attack

    labtastic, i think a lot of people would freeze with fear or simply be unable to do that. Thats maybe true but were not talking about a little nip here, surely you would go into survival mode.....and what about the other person in the house, they should have had enough time to step in?
  2. now i would of said thats what darcy would look like :laugh: this is the pair of them after a "moderator bonding session" :tongue2: This wouldn't be you and a "friend" at summer camp would it.........
  3. Lab

    comedy acts

    Seen Chubby about 6 times now.....brilliant!! Been to see Kevin Bridges and Rhod Gilbert this year and both were quality. Got tickets for Jimmy Carr in Feb'...
  4. Lab

    Fatal dog attack

    Just seen this on the news.....how can a dog kill somebody in a house when there is another person in the home...? surely you could make it to the kitchen to grab a knife.......seems very strange
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    BT twats!!!!

    Cheers I'll just do that. There's no shooting on the place now. Used to be a nice little syndicate too but when it was sold it all stopped. Would be nice to speak to the new owner to see if pigeon shooting would be allowed too.
  6. A prostitute told me that i could have sex with her for £10 as she didnt have a womb!! I asked how we would do it? She said "Acwoss the woad, against the wailings"...

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Hes been off for 2 weeks and comes back with a shite joke like that

  7. Lab

    Hello gaylord.....just to let you know that im back and you can stop worrying about me. Mon the hoops!!!!

  8. Lab

    BT twats!!!!

    Do you think they'll do that for me too........that would very nice of them. Should have got them here 5 mins ago and they could have wiped my arse as well
  9. Lab

    BT twats!!!!

    Exactly my thinking this ..........its not like its a couple of branches, it would be full 30ft trees to come down to do the job properly. Anybody know for certain though whos legal obliged to do it.....?
  10. Lab

    BT twats!!!!

    Anybody on here work for BT or know the answer to the question.....???????? After the first bout of snow my phone line snapped, BT the shower of fucks said they would have it fixed for the 15th and thats it just done today. Disgrace!!! Now for the past few years the trees have played a part in damaging the phone lines as well and because i live about 500 yards of a public road the lines have to come up my private drive. So does anyone now if its my legal obligation to cut these trees or is it BT's..? I hope its BT's and i can get the lazy fuckers out to do the job.....
  11. Lab

    LABTASTIC

    Ladies ladies no need to fight.........plenty of Lab' to go around now....ffs christian you should know that by now flower :kiss: Tb ya big girls blouse...answer the question "You f*****g missed me and thats that, tell the truth... "
  12. I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Theres only me thats you, You.......... ..... .......

    2. Lab

      Lab

      I knew i would feel the love from you bud......got some serious catching up on here to get through..ahahahahahahah

    3. miss lurcher bitch
  13. Haha im back you bunch of horrible feckers......mon the phone line fixers!!!

  14. Lab

    turkey

    Thought you were having 'rat' this year?????
  15. Lab

    Rotties

    You having a laugh...... Never heard of a f*****g knife!!!
  16. Lab

    Flu

    Not back completely mate, still on the phone. BT just refusing to come out now the dirty b*****ds!!! Thanks for the concern about the op though. As you well know it wasn't a sex change but because of severe back pain I had to get 6 inches taken off the tadger. Doc says that the 12 inches I have left should be functioning by Xmas!
  17. Lab

    Flu

    lucky you never got it ya big poof!!!! Your prone the illness because your skinny!!
  18. Phone line down with snow mate . Can only get on when my phone gets a connection. Al be back soon, I'm limited on phone.
  19. I would say it was as good as a bog standard lab not a decent 1.
  20. Lab

    harry hill

    Some like him and some don't. Only way to find out is......... FIGHT!!!!!!
  21. Lab

    fungi

    Cheeky b*****d.......... Have i not made myself clear RFYL......no more pics of shite mate, just stick to 1's of the misses........... Sorry Lab , but it,s what the Dog would have wanted ,he told me you were a fun guy Fun-guy, quality that mate. You know you'll keep for that now......
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    fungi

    Cheeky b*****d.......... Have i not made myself clear RFYL......no more pics of shite mate, just stick to 1's of the misses...........
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