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Lab

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  1. Little feckers......if they would keep away from your face then they wouldn't bother me but i wouldn't want one up the nose..... Remember fencing of a horse field and the guy had Bees. His hives were about a metre of the fence line and per usual we were told they wouldn't bother us.......wrong!!!! My mate got stung a couple of times before the owner came out and moaned that it was our fault for jumping about until he got stung rapid about 3 times.........i was fpmsl.... Must have been the tremors of chapping in posts that desturbed them.......he had to get the smoker out so we could con
  2. What a crabbit auld b*****d you are......................i thought it was no bad....
  3. ......Woke up at the crack of dawn many a morning........
  4. And i should bloody well think so too.................. Was down as far as Dumfries yesterday.............cracking scenery down that way.....
  5. Lab

    jokes

    Now why did you not say Dara O'briain cause he's a fat useless Irish c**t as well...............
  6. Lab

    jokes

    Your not thebigdog in disguise are you Hugo?...
  7. Lab

    jokes

    crash? not sure..is it man about adog, oh I thought you meant this lads thread is like a well know film, i.e. it's crashing and burning crash......
  8. Some money eh? NO Uni or college or that just learn to drive an HGV and away ye go. Some folk get no where near that even being self employed......
  9. They cant be striking over wages anyway thats for sure. Was saying the other day that there on 45k..... Whether that is the truth or not i dont know?...
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    You decide!!!

    if you dont get any joy i will make you some for just the cost of the materials And this applies to everyone so get your orders in lads i can do with 3 x 500 yard long nets which must be 12 foot high and the gauge of the netting must be small enough to net mice... will pop over friday to collect 500 yards wide? bit excessive for the school gates isn't it? ever seen a nigger run and jump?? yes when he was getting on your mum Hope he's not coming to the Olympics then...............must be some f*****g jumper!!... apparently hes british
  11. ......Looks like somebody done a runner without paying last week...............BOOM!!!....
  12. Lab

    You decide!!!

    if you dont get any joy i will make you some for just the cost of the materials And this applies to everyone so get your orders in lads i can do with 3 x 500 yard long nets which must be 12 foot high and the gauge of the netting must be small enough to net mice... will pop over friday to collect 500 yards wide? bit excessive for the school gates isn't it? ever seen a nigger run and jump?? yes when he was getting on your mum Hope he's not coming to the Olympics then...............must be some f*****g jumper!!...
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    black fox

    shame if it is jasper Probably better in a glass cabinet rather than a ditch.....it is a beauty. But its a beauty thats got the same teeth and determination as a normal coloured fox....
  14. What??...................Hen-du....
  15. Happy Birthday the 3 stoogies..............
  16. Lab

    Anti twats

    Your right Mooch......i think its funny as f**k too but i do tend to be a tad nasty with the dirty anti smelly flower power bunny loving b*****ds
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    You decide!!!

    if you dont get any joy i will make you some for just the cost of the materials Gentleman................. RM.........Never mind all this texting business phone the boy. If he doesn't answer then leave a message saying to contact you and if he doesn't then he'll be named and shamed.....
  18. stinking of pish Thats unfortunately arrived already mate............
  19. sunday picked up 3 rolls of wall paper off the car boot in a b and q bag 3 quid -- mrs as just weighed it in 18 quid a roll cash back -- music to my ears that.................sounds like a great day out. Says on the websites for local car boots here that 8'o'clock is setting up time and 9 they open too the public.
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    Treadmill????

    Roll on summer eh.....
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    Treadmill????

    Wow cheers.................taking Muscle Mass and Creatine, wont be doing any dodgy stuff..............f**k that!! I'll swing that by the training partner...........sounds like stuff to try....
  22. Watch they dont bite your eye out ya f*****g muppet................
  23. Ye, I lent a lad from on here a trap for pigeons. Cost me £70 and ive never heard from him since and that was 2 year ago. Ah well, money well spent as i would have lent him anything he wanted prior. Maybe he's stuck in it............
  24. Lab

    Treadmill????

    No problem sir,i think its great when folk decide to get themself switched on to their own body and stop abusing it........your over the worst as for most folk the body is far stronger than the mind and its the mind that usually fails first......if your still keen after the first 3 months the mental test is passed......so good luck to you Yip mate still enjoying it. Lucky to have a mate as a training partner and getting to go 3/4 times a week. The real test will be in the middle of summer when i have a field full of pheasants and when i get a chance to sit down will i want to go lift weig
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