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Do you have any teeth? No.....nothing to do with Irn Bru he drinks either he just never learned to stop talking when he should have been listening..... Its been a fortnight has she signed on the dotted line ?. Not sure about signing on the lines but 'all' boxes are ticked...
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Aye pretty much......"And an onion one as well" In a sentence at the burger van........"Ye wantin ingins on yer roll?......."Wan wi jist broon sauce and an ingin en anaw!"..... Oh and Ruby a burger van is probably what you call a "mobile cafe"........ ya wee fud....
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That is unbelievable.....a month or so ago i was fencing round Dunfermline High School. Work had to stop when the came out for lunch. Ok majority of them were ok but some of them were little shits. Hitting the motor, trying to steal hammers and shit out the trailer when walking past, you had to watch the wee c**ts! Anyway there was the same wee group who favourite past time was obviously buying Skittles and throwing them at folk.....other pupils thats funny but i watched them skelp an old boy aff the head who was minding his own business watching some of the diggers and that working. Was dying
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Do you have any teeth? No.....nothing to do with Irn Bru he drinks either he just never learned to stop talking when he should have been listening.....
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Go and get a 4D done, put your mind at rest LOL LOL.............is it your first? No Wilf its my 3rd got 2boys already, and she booked a 4d in 4weeks time, snip for me now lol!!! My OH is into all these spooky nights ect things, and she had a miscarried while in Turkey last summer so she thinks it an angel looking over the baby!!! Crazy woman lol. Anyways when I ge home tonight I'll get a pic on Well i'd go along with that and hope it is too bud......ATB..
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Shoe shop... "What foot fits what foot?" Heres one, i'll try ma best tae spell it...........".An an ingin en anaw!"...?????????
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I do........and i remember Bale running amok. Heard Mcgee talking on the radio the other day saying they have watched DVDs on how other teams have managed to cope with him. Hope its the "how to catch a player above the knee and not get sent off" DVD.......
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I would with that.... Used to hear it everyday working wi the Forfar lads...:-)
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Nice.....with a name like that it will turn out just fine..;-)
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See if they were put in a sentence then i'd get them.........like "Am chappin!!".........and i was reading Cushie as cooshie so i had no f***ing chance...
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...maybe, her mum has Goldies in Crufts...
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Ginger ffs..........ned!!!! Her family is right into Rugby mate. Her little brother plays in the under 18's team, or something like that. Think there was a scout watching them they other week and he broke his ankle....out of Rugby for a year....nightmare. Her surname name is Williams. Is it Miss AW lab? nice bit of fluff that, nice eyes. Aye mate......cracking set of eyes....
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To be fair i bet he found that funny........he seems a decent type Ally. Just a pity what he is...... Did you see what John Parrot got him with in the Special Captains Edition of Question of Sport? Ally asked for a home question and John said something like "Will there be questions on Division 3 football in Scotland?.....
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Ok I'll give you 3. Not exactly that much stronger than the Scottish usually is lol. If QPR played sunday league they would win everthing, every year.........you just cant compare the 2 leagues. Joe Cole and Dimitar Berbatov would walk into any Celtic or Rangers team, but the fact is that in England they are playing for "happy to stay up" teams......that tells you all you need to know about the standard. I'll take Berbatov............Joe Cole...f**k off... .......Oh and Cheryl Cole would get a game for the Huns the now...
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A copper pulls up alongside a 13 year old girl spewing and spitting in Coronation Street. "Have you been drinking young lady?" he asks. "Yes, I've just had a pint of Webster's!"
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oh never knew that mate.thought ian b had done it lol he is the only one on just now
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so he is....must be a mod meeting in process somewhere...lol
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Lab ,are you starting to rregurgitate these ? Was on here 2 or 3 weeks back.keep up lol
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Shite on the left, Diluting on the right!!
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You must know what they mean......adopted Chookter and aw that!!
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Thats cause ye canny drive ffs!!..
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Needing Matty on here.....he'll go through that in "twa seeconds!".....
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Just guessing cause its aw Chookter talk!!!...
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Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? No i'm not Ken thanks very much Down here, the term juice is reserved for orange juice, apple juice, cordial, concentrate etc. " I bought a carton of apple juice today", "i drank a bottle of summer fruits juice today" Anything to do with Irn Bru, Fanta or Coca Cola, etc, e.g fizzy!!! , is re
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Ginger ffs..........ned!!!! Her family is right into Rugby mate. Her little brother plays in the under 18's team, or something like that. Think there was a scout watching them they other week and he broke his ankle....out of Rugby for a year....nightmare. Her surname name is Williams.
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We will save you for the testimonials when we need a good crowd in ! Lol lol lolTheres nothing i'd like more than coming down there and Hammering the Hammers..........i'd wind you up and another member on here whos name slips my mind at the minute.... You get wilf, I'll take that other wee c**t You would shit yer selves ! Lol lol lol Away lad, I'd hit him that hard, he'd think he was surrounded lol "so many times" ffs!! Come on if yer gonny quote Ali then get it right.......
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A bloke goes to the pub to meet his mate. He says "Sorry i havent been in touch for a few days, ive been in hospital getting a dirty big mole removed from the end of my cock. His mate says "Sounds painful?"...He says "Too right, thats the last time i shag one of those little buggers!!"
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Not the same cave man i saw last autumn with the scabby mixy rabbit wrapped around his tool is he lol
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I'm stealing both of those Scott .lol
Give up , lab lol
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I can write filth like that too you know!!
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