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  1. i hope no one in your family has to deal with addiction,toasting the death of a young women,you are a total f****n tosser , :wankerzo4: Well ive got a sister that is one and the sooner she's in a hole the better no good to no one so stick that up your arse well your a bigger tosser than i originally thought,wishing your sister dead Every single one of them with no Exceptions i could tell you many stroies but i wont
  2. i hope no one in your family has to deal with addiction,toasting the death of a young women,you are a total f****n tosser , :wankerzo4: Well ive got a sister that is one and the sooner she's in a hole the better no good to no one so stick that up your arse
  3. Raise your glass one less smack head in the word

    1. albert64

      albert64

      whats the difference between amy winehouse and a moped?.......a moped reaches 30

    2. fox caller

      fox caller

      no sympathy for a smack head hope they all pop off

    3. pernod

      pernod

      papers will be full of the usual pish, how great she was bla bla bla, smack head end of!

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  4. Yes i will you soft tw@t get a life
  5. thats the way i see it.i remmebr that c**t from babysham spraying reporters from germany with a syringe of blood.what a dirty c**t.they were prob both ridden with the virus anyway. They play no part in my world full stop
  6. One less skaghead less
  7. christian71

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    Maybe a bit close to the bone but feck it here go's I met a girl in the park last night. We got chatting, and things were going well, so I thought I'd try my luck. I said, "Simon says take your top off." Off it came. "Simon says take off your bra." Out came the tits. After I'd groped them for a while, I said, "Simon says get naked and bend over." I f****d her hard up the arse and came inside her. I then pulled up my pants and walked one way, as she ran off the other way, screaming. It's great having a knife called Simon.
  8. christian71

    jokes

    I walked out of the Job Centre last week after signing on. Some guy across the road jeered, "Hey! You, you lazy c**t. How come you can't get a job, eh? I have two!" I said, "I think you've just answered your own question there, you Polish b*****d!"
  9. christian71

    jokes

    I went to the doctor because of a problem with my cock. When I showed it to him, he said, "Wow, that is really throbbing. Is it sex related?" I said, "Yes Doc. It's the wife's fault." He winked and said, "She must've ridden you like a racehorse!" "Not exactly," I said, "She walked in on me having a wank and I slammed the laptop shut on my dick."
  10. I went to the doctor because of a problem with my cock. When I showed it to him, he said, "Wow, that is really throbbing. Is it sex related?" I said, "Yes Doc. It's the wife's fault." He winked and said, "She must've ridden you like a racehorse!" "Not exactly," I said, "She walked in on me having a wank and I slammed the laptop shut on my dick."

  11. Dont forget youve got your knitting class at 1pm
  12. Thought you forgot me then petal thanks :tongue4:
  13. To much porn stan lad to much porn
  14. Labtastic,judge, 2b25,earth i think are the biggest Characters oh and topnotch but some c@unt has banned him
  15. god its good to be back Are you sure you not just saying that??
  16. Not well im on here you big gay cock in a frock am startin to take a dislike to you you black c**t There you go again lying im not black just a c@nt
  17. Not well im on here you big gay cock in a frock
  18. BIGGEST MOANING CU@NT THAT WONT LEAVE IT Veedublee
  19. What a fat lump of black shite And the table never broke
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