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  1. christian71
    What new set up you going to get buster???
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    Long rope let it run around the call it back pulling it to you then praise it keep doing that and will soon learn
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    It take 100 years for concrete to sett and 100 years to go off so they say
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    hedgehogs

    christian71 replied to blan89's topic in General Talk

    http://www.britishhedgehogs.org.uk/FAQS/faq.htm
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    Is he a piss farter????
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    None its fecking brill, don't have to worry about bumping into them or being accused of being out after them Thats it mate Not many areas like are's that aint got them
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    Jrt in the line somewhere or from bull in the wheeler line
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    Alice who the fu@k is alice
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    LABTASTC'S FAVOURITE ONE IS (DONT KNOCK IT TILL YOUVE TRYED IT)
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    Vans

    christian71 replied to sikastag_1's topic in General Talk

    Ford transit crew cab 05, ford connect 07 & a ford focus 03, feck knows what any do to the gallon but im allways filling up
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    THATS WHATS FOR SALE THATS THE PRICE I PUT UP IF YOUR NOT INTERESTED READ SOMETHING ELSE Ok boss
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    Would sooner pay the the extra £85 and get a new one at that
  13. christian71
    Is the next joke going to be from someone with the user name that ends in 64
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    And a labourer Wont be wearing me good jacket next time i saved up for it for weeks hope you left a card I didnt know it was his birthday
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    And a labourer Wont be wearing me good jacket next time i saved up for it for weeks
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    The dog wants to go for a walk not tonight your grounded
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    And put that fecking cat on it And dont think should of worn me new coat i got last week as its all fecking scraped as was trying to grab the dog out the gap didnae take ye as the shy type mate, go tell em ye want a new coat Feck that will have to put the bricks back It was only 3 quid from primark
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    english garden wall or flemish bond Pain in the fecking arse bond And the new wall i built is pile of rustic all over your lawn bond AH RANDOM THEN IT LOOKED LIKE THIS http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=pile+of+bricks&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1R2ADSA_enGB411&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=HtYit_CAFWbYhM:&imgrefurl=http://www.la-stuckism.com/blog/2007/02/good-art-vs-bad-art.html&docid=nSAbTF5YDaPUlM&w=324&h=170&ei=s3dyTsrFLomX8QOd-o2bCg&zoom=1&biw=1280&bih=619&iact=rc&dur=718&page=1&tbnh=81&tbnw
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    And put that fecking cat on it And dont think should of worn me new coat i got last week as its all fecking scraped as was trying to grab the dog out the gap
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    Yes the light was on they must be deaf feckers cos could hear the telle, was dead loud
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    english garden wall or flemish bond Pain in the fecking arse bond And the new wall i built is pile of rustic all over your lawn bond
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    Just took my black pat for a walk was walking down the road with her of of the lead as i allways do, its a quite road and she is good of the lead. Any way next thing she is having a rumble with a cat under a car up somones driveway.The cat runs off down the side of the house with dog in tow. I Could hear her barking in the back garden, after whistling for about 5 mins, i went down the side of the house and there was a hole cut in the bottom of the gate must be for a cat, but links to like a lean to with a roof on, shouting a whistling, she is still barking. so i went in next doors and climbed
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    I bumped into an old mate today. He said, "What you up to these days?" I said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, piss heads and down 'n' outs." He said, "So you work in a charity drop in centre?" I said, "No, I'm a chef in a Wetherspoons!"
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    Ewe tube, where the Welsh log onto for a quick wank!

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahahaha u sexual predator

       

    3. christian71

      christian71

      I didnt know that but i see ewe did!

  25. christian71
    I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. "Get your lips off my wife," I snapped pulling him off her. "But sir, I'm not kissing her!" He pleaded. "She's stopped breathing." "Do I need to repeat myself?"
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