Achmed the Arab came to the UK from the Middle East, and he was only
here a
few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, Take dees bocket, go into de
odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head
down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Ahmid took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,
pissed
on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked.