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  1. bob.243

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    An Englishman, American, Frenchman and a Pakistani are on top of the Eiffel Tower. The American throws a load of money off the top. "Why did you do that"? Ask the others. "We have so much money in the States I can afford to do it" says the American. "OK" says the Frenchman and he throws a bottle of Champagne off the top, saying, "We have so much Champagne in France I can afford to do it." The Pakistani looks at the Englishman and says, "Don't you f...ing dare!"
  2. http://www.google.co...rson_(strongman)&ei=jyQFUYP9M6bX0QXHzIGACg&usg=AFQjCNHKluax4b8vonlPdWc-M4pgsjhqpQ&bvm=bv.41524429,d.d2k
  3. . Gary Anderson, (born 1970), professional darts player Robert Archibald (born 1980), 1st Scottish NBA player Alain Baxter (born 1973), alpine skier Jim Baxter (1939–2001), footballer Ken Buchanan (born 1945), world champion boxer Sir Matt Busby (1909–1994), former football manager, won the European Cup in 1968 Jim Clark (1936–1968), Formula One driver Gillian Cooke (born 1982), athlete and bobsledder Steph Cook (born 1972) modern pentathlete, Olympic gold medallist Davie Cooper (1956–1995), footballer David Coulthard (born 1971), Formula One driver Kenny Dalglish (born
  4. Brill, less muzzies on the planet.
  5. Had a look at your others, great photos mate.
  6. The sort of reasoned feedback I expected :victory: , trying to dispell myths is sometimes a little difficult. Where's the arse emoticon gone, you ought to be removed from life for being illegitimatly irresponsible, bob you are a pratt, recover. Oh come on now, new barrel every year expert, that's not very nice!
  7. Great piccie, she's got some gob, looks like a bird I used to go out with.
  8. The sort of reasoned feedback I expected :victory: , trying to dispell myths is sometimes a little difficult.
  9. It will go on as long as we have spineless fanny's in Westminster.
  10. Just a bit of crack, I've got a .22-250 that's over 20 years old now, and still the same barrel, and use it regular, I think it's when you use it hot not giving it a chance to cool down that wears it out quicker, as mentioned before. I wished I was well enough off to burn a barrel out every year, that would take a good few grand.
  11. Yes we will soon have the Bulgarians, Romanians, and then the Turks to keep., makes my blood boil, what the f*cks up with this country? :censored:
  12. Whilst thousands of our pensioners die deciding between eat or heat! http://www.itv.com/thismorning/life/benefits-natalia-belova-ill-take-everything-i-can/
  13. bob.243

    Joke

    Woman goes to the Doctors and says "I'm getting too much discharge". Doctor says "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed". He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her vagina. "How does that feel?" he asks. "f*****g lovely" she replies "But the discharge is in my ear !"
  14. bob.243

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    Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"
  15. bob.243

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    Man walks into WH Smith and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small dicks?" Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet" He replies "Yeah, that’s the one!!"
  16. bob.243

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    Lost my job as a lifeguard yesterday. Apparently refusing a Muslim entry to the pool whilst tapping the "No bombing" sign isn't the done thing.
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