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  1. rob190364
    worryingly I'd only had 2 cans....I wasn't as bad as you! at least I didn't start getting poetic!
  2. rob190364
    a massive vindaloo just to give them a huge sloppy mess when my arse muscles relax after I'm dead.
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    call it imatwat....then when you're stood on a field shouting your dog no one will think it's odd.
  4. rob190364
    eh?!?!?!?!?!
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    if you're not planning on breeding them get the jill spayed, my hob's castrated and my jills spayed and I never have any problems whatsoever with them, and they both work perfectly well so it doesn't affect that either
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    plus they're already lathered up prior to the big shave any more of this and I'm going to have to select inprivate browsing on my safety settings!!!!
  8. rob190364
    i would give anything for a bird to say that to me....all I get though is a sympathetic chuckle!
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    splendid idea.....what's the award for the winner though? a laminated picture of the cat with the cock shaved on it? ...... I'M IN!
  11. rob190364
    the neighbours that are buried under your patio have a very different outlook on it all
  12. rob190364
    Have you got a cock shaving fetish rob? :sick: I resent the fact that you make it sound abnormal .......
  13. rob190364
    I love the way your obsessed with shaving a cock on a pussy lol I just can't get enough!!! If my neighbours don't get a cat soon I'm going to get one myself just so I can live out my fantasy!!! :kiss:
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    before you do it though give it as much full fat milk as it can possibly drink, she'll keep it in to clean it and so no one sees it but it'll have the shits big time and will shit all over her house
  15. rob190364
    I very nearly spat my beer all over my laptop then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. rob190364
    again, get friendly with the cat but this time after gaining its trust plaster it in axle grease and let it go back home. Won't solve the problem of it coming in the garden but it'd be amusing thinking about the complete and utter ball ache your neighbour would have trying to wash that off, especially off a cat........and then shave a cock in it
  17. rob190364
    there might not be anything she could do legally but you'll be worry about what she's going to do to your dogs/car etc. every time you're out of sight....not worth it!
  18. rob190364
    orrrr, call the cat over in a friendly way, take it inside, get your electric razor and shave a big cock on the side of it, the neighbour will be so embarrassed she'll keep it in for weeks until it's fur grows back....just keep doing it every time she lets it out, problem solved
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    Just gonna draw unwanted attention if you do that, and create unnecessary hassle with the neighbour. Get a BB pistol, my neighbours cat kept trying to get the fish out of my pond, a couple of pelts in the side with some BBs and it didn't do it again.
  20. rob190364
    crackin dogs!
  21. rob190364
    what's the catch?
  22. rob190364
    .....as good as chihuahuas are at earth work
  23. rob190364
    Too true mate, i had to move back here cos of the bloody missus! WIll be back off again though as soon as she gets herself sorted. Just have to decide where! If poland does turn out to be good for hunting I'll be moving here for a good chunk of the year I reckon....some of the birds are truly stunning!!!
  24. rob190364
    gotta wonder why we're all staying in the UK really!
  25. rob190364
    How old was the pup?
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