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WILF

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  1. I was up in Stockton years ago, f**k me that was like shooting fish in a barrel with my accent........had a bird and her sister, it was one of thems hen night and she was getting married in two days !........class ! Lol
  2. Yes ! Too notch ! Well done that man.
  3. I remember years ago a nice local bird, she used to go out with a bloke a bit older than us.....one of these done up motor and fingers full of cheap tom types with highlights in his hair. Anyway, I says to her one night "what are you f***ing about with this prat for?.....let's slip off and get amongst it" So we did. Next morning my old mums shouting up the stairs "there's someone at the door for you" So I come down in my pants feeling a bit groggy and sure enough there's silly bollocks Mr Highlights looking a bit agitated...... "Did you sleep with my bird ?" He says all aggressive l
  4. Haha, we all turn into our parents Mackem.......I find myself giving it the old "in my day...." Chestnut regular ! Lol
  5. Well obviously........they don't ! Lol
  6. Just shows how young lads have f**k all about them these days.......too busy rubbing loreal tattoo lotion (yes it's a real thing!!) into their tattoos and deciding which white vest to put on !!
  7. A prime example was the other day, some lads got lifted because of phone footage (by the by) turns out they had been levelling gear right, left and centre including a llama. A certain number of years ago people would have thought that was ace......but now days they get called for everything. Times change I guess.
  8. Let's face it, they are all f***ing freaks and in more enlightened times they would have been locked up in the nuthouse !
  9. Mate, if you are into your cooking.......it's fecking terrible !!
  10. The one thing I miss most about England is gas !.........broke my heart leaving my nice gas range behind when I moved ! No gas here unless you you want to rig up to a bottle so it's cook on electric which I fecking hate !
  11. Scallops on top of slices of black pudding is another cracker mate, just sear the lot and you are away
  12. how can you believe in dinosaurs and the bible when the earths which god created is 2017 years old but dino's are 150,000,000 years old.?Where the f**k does it say anywhere that the earth is 2017 years old?........honestly, this is what we are dealing with ! Almost as bad as saying it is only 6000 years old. TC Maybe this version is only 6000 years old?.......maybe we are on MK 2 or 3?Now there's something to really bake your noodle See, we easily beleive that a solitary asteroid caused a mass extinction over the whole planet with a single impact but we laugh at a flood doing the sam
  13. how can you believe in dinosaurs and the bible when the earths which god created is 2017 years old but dino's are 150,000,000 years old.? Where the f**k does it say anywhere that the earth is 2017 years old?........honestly, this is what we are dealing with !
  14. Don't feel bad, the Irish pikeys were doing that back in 83 down Crook Log baths ! Lol
  15. Is this the one in Ingatestone Essex ?
  16. If it's the first step on a road that allows seriously ill people to get a help they may not otherwise have got then that's brilliant.........but if it's the first step on a slope to full legalisation and the murder of our young folks brain cells then that terrible JMHO
  17. Another odd question.........if people think stuffs nonsense and don't beleive any of it why the f**k are they asking/telling/worrying about it ? Baffles me, I don't beleive in being a vegetarian although I have heard plenty about it but the fact remains I don't beleive in it so I have no need to talk about it or ask questions........ever ! It simply holds no interest.
  18. Well said my rug peddling friend, my thoughts exactly. You back my sky fairy and I'll back yours. Lol Not at all, when a blokes right then he's right !
  19. One word.......Norfolk !!
  20. They do as long as your posting Wilf Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Now that's funny ! Lol.......don't let anyone accuse you savages if not having a sense of humour ! Lol
  21. Well said my rug peddling friend, my thoughts exactly.
  22. You don't see anyone with a faith starting threads entitled "why you should all have a faith" do you so bore off as you seem to be more worried about it than people who actually beleive
  23. We are British mate........we don't have much to laugh about !
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