Right thats it, i've had enough of being single,
at first i thought it was great, go where i please, when i please, fart at will (poor old will) wear me stockings and suspenders round the house,
but now i've decided i've been on me own long enough, i'm even talking to the dogs and getting an answer back (that nuttall bitch is such a sh*t stirrer)
I'm sure there must be some single girls on here so,
girls heres your chance
i'm not asking for much
the successful lady will be: Glamorous in the extreme, ex model type, preferably with experience in the adult movie industry