Spider nearly got me the sack once
One of the admin women at work asked me to remove a rather large spider from the ladies loo.
I went in caught it but instead of removing it, I un-rolled some of the toilet roll, put the spider in and rolled it back.
I emerged the hero, telling her it was sorted.
Some minutes later there was an earth shattering scream and a commotion in the corridor. Everyone peered out of there offices to see the said lady running up the corridor with her draws round her knees.
I was grassed up to the boss, but denied it, as I would, saying it must be a