While on his morning walk, PM Gordon Brown falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the nearest A&E dept is too understaffed to treat hm in time.
So his soul arrives at heaven and he is met by St peter at the pearly gates.
Welcome to heaven says St Peter, before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a socialist around these parts, so we are not sure what to do with you.
No problem, just let me in, i'm a good christian and a believer, says the PM
I'd like to just let you in, but I have orders from god himself. He says since the implementation o