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THE STIFFMEISTER

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  1. I ONCE GOT ARRESTED FOR THROWING A SHEEP THROUGH A SHOP WINDOW...POLICE SAID I HAD CARRIED OUT A RAM RAID
  2. When he was in his prime...Minshaws Famous Dog Blue regularly took reds singlehanded in the lakes but was more often ran doubled up..I have seen the pics and they are some size of a deer...rather them carrying them than me..but as ever It is left to Duckwing to add a modicum of common sense into the subject...
  3. A correspondant was sent out from a cardiff newspaper into the valleys with the Modus Operandi to glean human interest stories from the local natives.. He pulls up on a mountain road and asks a local hill farmer what recently has made him happy?? "well, there was the other week when my neighbour lost his sheep , so we all formed a search party , scoured the mountains and found it, then we all shagged the sheep" Moving quickly on the reporter enquires if anything else has recently made him happy??? "well before that, Ma Jones lost her cat see, and we formed a search party, scoured the vil
  4. How do these dogs fare pace wise ?? I would imagine they lack instant acceleration and quick gears???
  5. Good looking pups for 8 weeks old...well done on the rearing
  6. has anyone seen my mam??? She left me while she nipped to George at Asda and thats the last Ive seen of her
  7. A dog called bobby joe ran on the flapping track at gretna for a few years in the late nineties.....He was a brindle Im sure
  8. SHOCKING...... BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE..I STILL PROBABLY WOULD HAHA
  9. Should prove very useful if like all lurchers correctly trained and entered..dont just take things as read cause of its bloolines..PS what sort of work will he be doing Bullyson???
  10. id match my deerhound/greyhound on any breed , its not the breed , its the heart , i have a little 18'' whippet which runs round colliexgreyhounds ect round this way , depends on how hard your dog works , my deerhound/greyhound would run hare after hare , not bigging myself / my dog up but i just know what my dog can do , you cant say deerhound x 's are useless , ect , they are adapted and can run any land , at end of day its all down to what dog suits you , same as i wouldnt touch a bull/greyhound , its all just peoples opionons Dale It is qoutes like this that make you wonder h
  11. Possibly the worst book written on lurchers ......
  12. If you mean hunters by ie actively going out to find game...Then Thats me however I would say most welsh lads on here are not proper hunters as from my vast wealth of experience, all they do is yawn stretch roll out of bed and go to the bottom of their garden digging
  13. I dont own a sat nav but do have several GPS and Garmin is the far superior brand mate
  14. does anyone know when the mayweather vs. De la hoya bout is scheduled for???
  15. Please keep dreaming..perhaps you should try a deerhound cross or a wheaten seeing as you originally wanted a bull cross but bought a collie..that makes sense..Yawn, seen your type all my life mate..where do those who buy a pup and keep it till the death now live??? or do they no longer exist ???
  16. IF YOU NEED TO SHOOT FOXES FIRST IN ORDER TO KILL THEM YOU NEED TO BE LOOKING YOURSELF
  17. YOUR MATE NEEDS A PUNCH RIGHT IN THE FACE
  18. and so it begins... Well done on having the patience mate to wait on a real quality bred animal to come your way as opposed to these "proper dogmen" who buy and sell dogs like used cars..Im sure it will have a cracking home mate!!!!
  19. I AM A SEDOD BUT JUST TEND TO TICK THE "NINJA" BOX ON ANY FORMS
  20. well said mate..I was bitten by a boxer as a child, a labrador and various farm collies made my milk round a night mare..But in the second last house every morning a got a warm welcome every day from a red nosed creature..It wasnt rudolph either..What is happening to the breed in the ppers is sickening..I was in leeds this weekend and seen at least 10 walking placidly by their owners with families toddlers etc..My heart goes out to that girls family but also to the dogs whose blood will paint the tabloids for the next few months
  21. no but its got more chance then crossing 2 s**t greyhound together i am nearley 16 now and in a couple of years time i am going to start makin my own breed of running dog i have been looking at different kinds and advantages of dogs and understanding the way genes are passed on know for about a year gotta be worth a try lol What the fcuk have i just read...please say this is a figment of my imagination.. too many plummer books mate for you .. Oh and if someone said to me theier dog was proven at 16 months to any quarry,Id laugh in their face... But one thing i dont think any one el
  22. I think youll find guys Its spelt McGuigan .....lol
  23. Ive been reliably informed that this lurcher could easily destroy charlies on the beam.....And that the pic is off a suckled cub, it raised as its own....Fair play to the owner, Obviously a true naturalist
  24. Front page in paper this last week, Police deer clampdown £5000 fines, 6 months , Vehicles dogs confiscated...Usual qoutes from the RSPCA, DEFRA, "LOCAL "EXPERTS" AND POLICE.. PAGE 17 same paper, A man mugs 4 old people in the street, Robs houses etc. to fund £100 per day smack habit, Gets a 2 year suspended sentence....Where is the justice???????
  25. In Khazakstan we have a joke..there is a chair and the chair it walks lallalalalaalalala
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