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  1. Yes, also Darcy spread genital warts around the Midlands in 1998...................... Was than the weeping c#ck strain or the itchy b@lls one??? OMG do ya have a little box with an antenae sticking out on the back of your head? has foxy got the joy stick???
  2. Always check holes for squirrels before love making Tarzan
  3. Black death??? was that your doing too?
  4. You show me how to control a wild f*****g gypsy... ...and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster. Pardon my cynicism, but I don't exactly trust the p***y. You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do... ...is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. It's no good leaving it in t
  5. "Your egos writing cheques your body can't cash" Bald bugger Top gun
  6. FFS the league are getting further and further away from reality. teching a predator to hunt so it can be released seems like good common sense to me but apparently we should be teaching them to be vegans....... FOOLS :wankerzo4:
  7. The circle can be bloody scarey in winter. I went up at Christmas a few years back, went to the circle. Cloud closed in, started to snow. It felt really weird. Found myself watching out for a Druid with a BFO axe! Ric And i'm never going to castlerigg stone circle again
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    FAO Simoman

    surely you'll not miss one out of the many hundreds
  9. Here's one I took up at wast water (nr Scarfel) a year ago the photo doesn't do the evening justice. T'was gorgeous
  10. Just offering help with the first time sellers read the post. Once someone has a feed back rating it's up to the buyer to go on their own judgement then. Anyway chr1st it was only a suggestion!!!
  11. Blimey strong stuff calm down i personaly take pride in what I do but too many of the other guys don't. Also some people are born to be ripped of and don't realise when it's happening, to give them a little more info on the seller would maybe help them.... Would you go into a shop with no signs or fec all info about the buisness and buy something in a bin bag for a tenner??? No and neither would I but some joey will, but I bet if some git stood outside and shouted this is a rip off no cant would go near the place, gullible or not!!!! Just to add if any mods think this is a good idea pm me
  12. LIKE IT Me too. There aint nothing worse than a messer, ok maybe an messsing anti. People should take heed of past comments and be more aware!!! Also if poss, a ratings system for feed back such as on e bay (yes i know this is a hunting forum but sometimes you gotta do anything to resolve a problem) could be set up this would imo sort out the wheat from the chaff and allow all buyers to see the sellers history. This would work when feed back is already there but we are still left with the problem of first time sellers. So all first time sales should be submitted to and then po
  13. flash bangs get them of t'internet with booby cord. Anbody tries owt and you'll know about it so will they come to think of it, works for me
  14. Thats hardcore mate I would have made the car finish the job and fetch it to hand
  15. Just asked 'em both and they said it was great That's good then, but i bet they got a big kick out of, messing with you!!!! When i was a kid my dad would fall asleep, has mouth wide open ....used to try throwing things in it....hell it was funny at the time ....kids are rotten to their dads....girls are the worst You got that right... theres two in my house (including my better half) and they all get me when I sleep cherry on top is we've another girl due in a moth or two :headshot:: Good luck....your going to need it.. Oh well it'll be reet a hormonal wo
  16. NO!! - its currants now dont even get me started on that currents/raisins/sultanas business thats a whole new argument for another day what a great off topic thread - seems a lot of us northerners want to end up down south west way too - wonder why?? atb chris for the cream teas perhaps
  17. Just asked 'em both and they said it was great That's good then, but i bet they got a big kick out of, messing with you!!!! When i was a kid my dad would fall asleep, has mouth wide open ....used to try throwing things in it....hell it was funny at the time ....kids are rotten to their dads....girls are the worst You got that right... theres two in my house (including my better half) and they all get me when I sleep cherry on top is we've another girl due in a moth or two :headshot::
  18. Three left will sell all three for £20 or two for fifteen and i'll keep the last. May be interested in a swap. what've ya got??? two hobs one jill
  19. Just asked 'em both and they said it was great
  20. Don't know if they enjoyed it I was asleep and they seemed to get more fun out of bullying the sleeping grown up not any more got some in me that needed revenge anyone heard of "He who dares hot sauce???" well they have now think social services are on the way after all the screaming
  21. Just been to the cinema with my 7 year old daughter and nephew to watch Gforce 3D....... £38 lighter for my troubles To top it all i fell asleep (well i was out hunting before 4) missed a hour of the film and woke up with the little buggers putting popcorn on my head and down my top
  22. You'll not bore me either mate love learning about cornish heritage. My family originaly came over from Eire to cornwall a long time ago, let's put it this way they were still speaking cornish and eventually they ended up in good owd Burnley. My grandad used to tell me about stories it, sadley I can't remember half of them and he's no longer here to tell me again, so I recon i'll be doing some research when I've got time. or a toasted t cake..... does it have sultanas or not???
  23. Lest we never forget... these words are empty nowadays thanks to a largely pampered population who have never know such hardships as the men and women these great island nations have put to earth. RIP to all who sacrificed their lives at the altar of peace. THANKYOU FOR YOUR BRAVERY
  24. Eating them as we speak, feathers make a lovely bed Big up the rooster Had a great drive into yorkshire.... only problem is I was in the wrong feckin county missed the correct turning and went 40 mins round trip out of my way
  25. At the end of the day we were born swinging and thats how nature intended it Commando all the way, unless she makes me wear her stuff you know how it is
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