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  1. mushroom
    I did and the fecker is sold out mate so trying other tactics so I can see them lol
  2. mushroom
    you'd be in heaven with all them gay bars Excuse me?? The gay bars are in Sitges so I'm told not Barcelona ahem I'll of landed on my feet when the bloody dog comes here and I can then pimp him to the Spanish as the best dog in the world or at least that's what I'll tell 'em :laugh: The dogs ain't worth a fuuck here from what I have seen
  3. mushroom
    Not yet been out with a couple of people here but i've nothing here yet, my dog should be here in Feb then it'll be game on this time next year you'll be a millionaire. I doubt it....his f*****g mutt would struggle on a rabbit never mind a hare............... lol Lab spastic happy new year mate Now for the jollys...... Lab you slag with a potlicker we'll see how trev does when he gets here :laugh: already managed to get 20 hectares of permish here in Catalonia with plenty of game on so he'll be getting tried
  4. mushroom
    Not yet been out with a couple of people here but i've nothing here yet, my dog should be here in Feb then it'll be game on this time next year you'll be a millionaire. lol nope but I'll be ok
  5. mushroom
    Not yet been out with a couple of people here but i've nothing here yet, my dog should be here in Feb then it'll be game on
  6. mushroom
    I kid you not they are well into their game here everywhere sells rabbit and hare but mostly it's skinned etc but in the butchers they still hang them in their jackets. It aint cheap though one rabbit and not even a big one(3/4) will set you back about 7quid
  7. mushroom
    Only problem is it's 16€ per kilo and these hares weigh it a couple :laugh: Pyrenean hares is what they are called and they are fookin massive
  8. mushroom
    That's the one! I remember I had one of those, and one night when my mum was out my dad decided we should get it out and see what happened when we mixed all the chemicals together and heated it up over the spirit burner! This big test tube full of stuff went POP!!, and a load of purpley brown stuff shot out the tube, across the room and splatted all over the living room curtains! You lucky b*****d Kie, I always wanted that! Broke it straight away lol got a wee hiding for that one lol well It was never going to survive the fall down the stairs was it really :laugh:
  9. mushroom
    black tip on't tail yep them be stoats lol
  10. mushroom
    commordore 16+4 lol think I was about 4 when I got it lol looking back it was shite :laugh: My favourite present of all time was my castle grayskull :laugh:
  11. mushroom
    Must admit, I read that a bit quickly first time and thought it read as above! froidian slip on ya part was it ya Welsh slag??? :laugh: Ps that says SLAG not STAG :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lmfao
  12. mushroom
    Must admit, I read that a bit quickly first time and thought it read as above! froidian slip on ya part was it ya Welsh slag??? :laugh: Ps that says SLAG not STAG :laugh:
  13. mushroom
    Bloody hell glad the wee one is OK. I did FA when I was an engineering student it's come in handy a couple of times fortunately never involving a little one (thank God) my ex is a peadiatric nurse so not worried about my youngest there but seriously I couldn't do her job EVER couldn't cope with it. was once doing a job fitting an awning heard all this commotion in the carpark some woman screaming rushed over and her husband was having a heart attack. The training kicked in instantly and I was trying to draag the guy out of the car when I looked round to see why the guy who was with me wasn
  14. mushroom
    and they wonder why Spain has such a high proportion of domestic abuse :laugh: It's coz of nutters like that upsetting the gentle men :laugh:
  15. mushroom
    Agree with her in some respects but if that foul mouth slapper swore like that infront of my kids I'd slap her black. No problems with the workers etc but the ones who come to the UK and take the piiss should be deported back to whatever shiithole they came from regardless of whether their saftey would be in jepordy!!!
  16. mushroom
    Mexi-brick,got the THC content of cabbage Latinas are f*cking awesome,I knew a couple in Belize and met one earlier this year in Gibraltar,my mates got a colombian girlfriend,she is drop-dead stunning :laugh: let's just say I know a couple of people here in Barca mak and the THC is a little higher than in cabbage Mate they ain't shy, are feisty as f**k and more than willing to let their man know it's him they are with unlike any woman I've ever been with and thats a couple :laugh:
  17. mushroom
    I'll gan and measure it this week not sure which tiles would expect them to be the large ones for the walls (33x25) not sure bout the floor yet as I said just testing the water at the mo see if anybody is interested. Suffolkpoacher don't hold thy breath pal this is for a little fill time after christmas sheet he could get Spaniards to do it for half that price for the full job
  18. mushroom
    I'm not in the recruitment game anymore mate this is just a one off for a friend but if anything comes up I'll post it here first. Literally the job is removing the old tiles off the walls and floor. prep and retile
  19. mushroom
    A friend of mine here in Barcelona is looking to have the lobby of his appartment building retiled. I'm testing the water to see if anybody is interested. The job will probably take two weeks you'll have to make your own way here with tools but the wage will be worth it (obviously open to negotiations of what you'd expect) If your interested pm me with some photos of work you have done in the past with what you would expect as decent pay, bear in mind it's tax free lol and in cash. Kie
  20. mushroom
    You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably still wak
  21. mushroom
    Aye full of tricks like that mate :laugh: Besides she'd probably go Latina on my ass if she found out :laugh:
  22. mushroom
    You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably
  23. mushroom
    You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray: Your probably
  24. mushroom
    oh just to add On the subject of older women pulled a 57 year old in Rumors in Blackpool when I was 24, but the very oldest was older than that! At a swingers night! God she loved it but not sure how old she was prob mid 60's :laugh:
  25. mushroom
    You wish...........lol Thats mushroom in heels....... Oi ya dirty cup of council estate skank sex juice!!! If I wa 7inches in heels that would make me an unbalanced tripod of phenomenol proportions :laugh: and face it ya belly is a big as santa's wife's spunk sack after a gangbang with the black easter bunny crew ps love anything up to a 12 but have been know to do silly things when piissed like a size 20 for a bet :laugh: bloody good ride too and had more sucking power than 10 Dysons shame I woke up next to her scarred me for life that has :cray:
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