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Couldn't you just Terrier man , You could have some fun out Lamping with it .. Its funny as when you look at the footage it looks like some people standing by the side of one of the cars! it must be like being put through a Mincer being hit with this thing...... Me too stevesel ...
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How can anyone survive a onslaught from this gun :whistle:. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tv9831kOxc
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How the f**k can any poor kids be brought up by a pair of queer gay bum stuffing arse bandits is beyond me? me and the missus go to the kids plays at school and make the effort to attend their sports days and whatever else the kids take part in, can you imagine what stick some poor kid would get if his parents turned up as a pair of pink poofders , My old grandad who fought for this country would be turning in his grave if he saw what a shit hole this country is now ....
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:welcomeani: Scuba1!!
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Something this Govenment should remember: "Charity begins at home"....
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I'm in West Norfolk District Council Ossie! I'm just on the edge of their boundary and litterally only down the A47 from Breckland just past Narborough, there's a guy not from from where I live who banged up a Mobile years ago and he's still there with cows and other live stock now plus other barns! I may well pop in and see him and ask him what the catch is. Jasper
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Cheers all for the replies and the website has been pretty handy Mick . This is something that been on my mind for a while now and something I want to go ahead with some day in the near future. I know a lad who has brought up 6 acres and plonked a place he built himself away in the far corner sheltered by trees! the place looks like a large storage unit from the outside and well camoflaged from any near by roads! he threw alot of money as this project includeing a Bore Hole dug out and connected to the mains plus a bloody great Generator he can fire up from thre house with a press of a but
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Well Good, goes on the simular lines to what I say to my missus
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One of the best one's woman must get sick of hearing from lads is: "I won't cum in your mouth"...
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No worries with me on that score old mate!! I thought only woman should have genuine tits? It good to see a experienced man who's in the Know has put me on the level Jasper
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, nice one mate he certainly wants em by the looks of it.
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Oh f**k!! is it a bloke with Tits? .....
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"Success Come's With Other People's Failures"..... "A Smooth Sea will Never Make a Good sailor".... "Better To Be Lucky Than Good".... "Take Your Time To Smell The Roses".... "When Your First Wife Dies She Leaves Such A Hole In Your Heart! All The Rest Slip Through".... "Woman Are Like Pavement Slabs! If You Lay Them Properly The First Time You Can Walk All Over Them For The Rest Of Their Lives"....
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It doesn't help with me having a wife who wear's long johns for bed and Farts and Belches all the time, I would'nt mind but she always has her back to me when she lets one Rip ... I'm fecked if I can sleep either! I'm racing around in my mind I can never relax! I can even be in a conversation with someone and forget what I was saying cause something else popped into my head, I'm sure my next move will be to Funny farm........
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It would be nice if this law applies this side of the border Craig;). I know what you're saying alastair! I'm sick of Neighbours and sick of the shit that comes with them, I havn't had really any complaints about aviaries up until last year but to be Honest I just want to move way out of it if possible! I'm not trying to be unsociable but I would just love to have my own space without any disturbance . I couldn't give a arse if I lived in a tin shed just as long as we was happy with a bit of land to play with, I would house my aviaries on the site with the Hawks! weather this is a loop hol
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Sloe Gin, Glayva or a good Malt Whiskey!! Necta from the gods.....
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I have a rough idea about some of the laws about not being able to live on land without planning permition but I have also been told there are way round this too. one thing I was told is if you have certain live stock on land that needs constant care you can live there but not on a perminent basis? another story I have been told is if you can live on some land for 4 years without being traced but can prove you have lived on there this amount of time, you can not then be evicted and can then apply for planning rights? Agricultrial land can be picked up for arounf £6000 a acre around here,
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I know you're right Nixy! the missus went out and brought a few traps and some more poisen this morning, so far 4 of the little b*****ds have met their maker, includeing one I caught in the little seasaw trap I knocked up, I can't beleive the daft fecker wandered into a DIY trap I knocked up out of a load of off cuts . I'll be up and down the loft this evening reseting traps as that have fired, hopefully I'll make a dent in them if not I'll bring in the cavalry ..
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Top Bombing Fletch ! I would'nt want to be a Rabbit when you're out with that bird mate....
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Nice one Ditch the missus went into town earlier and brought back a Armory of NEOSOREX and some self sets. I know you're 100% right that it need sorting ASAP but hopefully I can blitz them now with the advice given! I have been in the loft and now planted the stuff in different area's as adviced in this link, I have also finished my seasaw trap on the lines of John's plans so I can catch a little b*****d and meet the enemy face to face before he is executed :whistle:. I'll give it a week at the most and if I'm making no head way its bring the big boys in , I had a quick look at the w
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Cheers all for the Help ! All put all the advice into good use and hammer the little furry b*****ds , I'll get out today and get some traps! I started knocking up a little sea saw trap last night so hopefully I'll catch one of the enemy live in the flesh . Funny you should say about the wiring Ditch! the hall light has been on the blink and packed up a couple of days ago, I stuck a new bulb in thinking it was the problem but no joy. them little b*****ds have hammered my loft chewing through the kids toy box's and bags and pissing all over the place, time for some pay back me thinks ......
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Nice one fletch! its a cold one down here today and not the best time to be building aviaries , that bird of your's certainly don't shy away from most tasks mate One more thing! looks like a Rook to me :whistle: ...
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Its been down now being topped up for weeks Tomo! where ever I look in this loft there is tunnels in the fibreglass Insulation, its two more bags I just emptied out in the pictures making it to 7 all in! I'll take your advice and keep hammering them until hopefully it will dry up , is this NEOSOREX any good? it was the cheapest stuff I found from Wilkinsons :whistle:.
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My loft is being hammered with mice, I have been useing some stuff called NEOSOREX <5 bags of the stuff > and there's still loads running about wrecking everything! they've cleared this this stuff up without hardly making a dent on the population. Can anyone give me some advice and some other baits I can use as this stuff don't seem to be doing the job? Cheers Tony
