If you fell in that dyke, even Thunderbirds couldn't save you.
I've fallen into all sorts of things after a night out stealthy but never out that bad
Worst thing I've fallen in was a 7ft dyke, I was walking from one field to another over what looked like grass, but it was'nt, it was brambles that had grown over to the other side, and long grass had grown over it, whoomp! And I'm f****n in, mud up to my waiste, the mud sucked both my trainers off, my lightwight camo's, and my under pants, climing out. Thing was, I couldn't bring my self to throw the 100 three feet up onto t