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    Has anyone got any good tips on how to make a CV joint boot stay on? Had to replace a outer cv joint on my van a couple of weeks ago, the boot had come off and spewed grease down the M3 and i hadnt realised till the joint was worn. Replaced the joint, new boot, but the metal clips for holding the boot on, well, i just as well use blue tack as to try and fit those on. So used some heavy duty plastic ties and done them murder tight, but today the b*****d is off again, grease over everything and grit, well, its a bloody mess. Ive cleaned everything off, and got it all back on, this time wit
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    I wish i could charge an annual contract for domestic customers. But, the truth of the matter around here is: thier just too bloody tight. They want the mole to magicly dissapear for a tenner. When i explain that i will have to make AT LEAST two visits to thier property, probably three just be sure AND comapare this with the cost of other services (for example: a wasp nest treatment @ £40 for 10 minutes work) they soon see that this can be a costly business. I dont charge any less than £ to trap a mole and most of my work is garden jobs, one, sometimes two moles. I do the cemetry's f
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    Bert the fert, i dont know what sort of therapy you are into, but i cant for the life of me see how cock and ball torture is going to help out in this particular case
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    PMSL i thought simoman had pipped me at the post!

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    Is that because YOU have a fat bottom?
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    I dont know who ignor is? Perhaps he is swedish! I hope i am classed as a good one, i try not to offend anyone!
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    Tell me about the filthy Bunny Boilers.. Some of the mails I've had are Interesting reading to say the least.. Only fit for past the 9PM watershed or the over 18's mind .. Oh, and By the way, I'm always well away.. I dont know if i should be talking to such a good looking person who has a cock :laugh: Or maybe you have had surgery, who cares! you need to look at the facebook applications, anything with sex, milf, take me now, will you do me etc pop your photo up and sit back and wait for the replies PMSL Social me has been a blast You going through a mi
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    you mates with rosy palm and pamela handerson too? No, i havent run into those two, maybe YOU could give me thier email addresses?
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    P.S email is so last year, get yourself msn
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    Tell me about the filthy Bunny Boilers.. Some of the mails I've had are Interesting reading to say the least.. Only fit for past the 9PM watershed or the over 18's mind .. Oh, and By the way, I'm always well away.. I dont know if i should be talking to such a good looking person who has a cock :laugh: Or maybe you have had surgery, who cares! you need to look at the facebook applications, anything with sex, milf, take me now, will you do me etc pop your photo up and sit back and wait for the replies PMSL Social me has been a blast
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    thanks for the advice John I have tried to implement an empty field validate for other fields plus a check on the email format. I have used this code on a similar page but when l try to mix them with my last post code it stops working <script language="javascript"> function validateemail(){ var ck_email = /^[_a-z0-9-]+(\.[_a-z0-9-]+)*@[a-z0-9-]+(\.[a-z0-9-]+)*(\.[a-z]{2,4})$/; if (document.PassRecover.email.value.search(ck_email)==-1) {alert("That email address is not valid.");return false} return true} </script> cheers Callum I am not so
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    thanks for the advice John I have tried to implement an empty field validate for other fields plus a check on the email format. I have used this code on a similar page but when l try to mix them with my last post code it stops working <script language="javascript"> function validateemail(){ var ck_email = /^[_a-z0-9-]+(\.[_a-z0-9-]+)*@[a-z0-9-]+(\.[a-z0-9-]+)*(\.[a-z]{2,4})$/; if (document.PassRecover.email.value.search(ck_email)==-1) {alert("That email address is not valid.");return false} return true} </script> cheers Callum I am not so
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    After all, she could be a right Bunny Boiler.. I will let you into a little secret, the bunny boilers are the best ones, they are filthy as f**k, and so desperate for a shag that they even let me do it, so a pretty boy like yourself will be well away! Yeah erm where can I find these women Facebook BUT it helps if you dont look like a breeze block!
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    thanks for the advice John I have tried to implement an empty field validate for other fields plus a check on the email format. I have used this code on a similar page but when l try to mix them with my last post code it stops working <script language="javascript"> function validateemail(){ var ck_email = /^[_a-z0-9-]+(\.[_a-z0-9-]+)*@[a-z0-9-]+(\.[a-z0-9-]+)*(\.[a-z]{2,4})$/; if (document.PassRecover.email.value.search(ck_email)==-1) {alert("That email address is not valid.");return false} return true} </script> cheers Callum I am not so
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    I would run this through ajax if i were you, it looks cool too! The regex you are looking for is this ^[_a-z0-9-]+(\.[_a-z0-9-]+)*@[a-z0-9-]+(\.[a-z0-9-]+)*(\.[a-z]{2,4})$^ :laugh:
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    After all, she could be a right Bunny Boiler.. I will let you into a little secret, the bunny boilers are the best ones, they are filthy as f**k, and so desperate for a shag that they even let me do it, so a pretty boy like yourself will be well away!
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    So then, better luck on there than on here then!!! So far.... If i was serious, this is the last place i would look no offence ladies
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    Actually, facebook is good if your single, its like a nightclub full of single women, gagging for it Seriously, i have met some crackers on there! Even had a shag once or twice out of it, so it gets the thumbs up from me
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    Its all good fun!
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    What are your database collumn names? for example the collumn where the email addresses are stored, and password etc? Email is Email_Address and password is Password and the table is called MEMBERS cheers Callum tables are all lower case!!! MEMBER is member Password is password Email_Address is email_address I take it you are running this on a live server? If not and you are doing this locally, for it to actually send a email, you will need to setup a smtp server for your php application. Anyway, again i havent tested this, but it should work with the form that set
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    What are your database collumn names? for example the collumn where the email addresses are stored, and password etc?
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    the website is actually what was asked of us, the forgotten password feature is just something l would like to implement into it or another common way is to generate a new password which is sent onwards to the users email address thus allowing the user to login and change their password to what they want it to be. the text resize from page to page has so far been the hardest script to implement but I'm finding the recover password feature next to impossible as there is next to no data on it from a Google search for it cheers Callum What programming language are you using?
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    the website is actually what was asked of us, the forgotten password feature is just something l would like to implement into it or another common way is to generate a new password which is sent onwards to the users email address thus allowing the user to login and change their password to what they want it to be. the text resize from page to page has so far been the hardest script to implement but I'm finding the recover password feature next to impossible as there is next to no data on it from a Google search for it cheers Callum What programming language are you using?
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    the website is actually what was asked of us, the forgotten password feature is just something l would like to implement into it or another common way is to generate a new password which is sent onwards to the users email address thus allowing the user to login and change their password to what they want it to be. the text resize from page to page has so far been the hardest script to implement but I'm finding the recover password feature next to impossible as there is next to no data on it from a Google search for it cheers Callum What programming language are you using?
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