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  1. John Keswick
    You bet your ass I am! Are you talking about your real self, or the character you choose when you are on your playstation?
  2. John Keswick
    They are easy to call up close
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    Jeez i told you about eating junk food, now you need lifting up the stairs! There is a company that build stair lifts, stannah! I will find the number... Let this be a lesson to the american members! You put it in your mouth and you pay the price! You have lost none of your charm have you I dunno? I thought i had gained some Maybe i need a real woman to put me in my place So? You wouldnt reign 5 mins :laugh: Hmm! I am willing to take that wager
  4. John Keswick
    Jeez i told you about eating junk food, now you need lifting up the stairs! There is a company that build stair lifts, stannah! I will find the number... Let this be a lesson to the american members! You put it in your mouth and you pay the price! You have lost none of your charm have you I dunno? I thought i had gained some Maybe i need a real woman to put me in my place So?
  5. John Keswick
    Jeez i told you about eating junk food, now you need lifting up the stairs! There is a company that build stair lifts, stannah! I will find the number... Let this be a lesson to the american members! You put it in your mouth and you pay the price!
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    I take it you havent made that million yet :laugh: Do you hear the helicopter? P.S if you can, it aint me, you can take your glad rags off again Oh well i live in hope + the developments with you being single now! That means you can take the hump with me whenever you like, or if you prefer just hump me! I know thats an old fashioned word, if you prefer, you can now shag me whenever you like without feeling bad about it When i think about it, who wants to be in a relationship with all this free, no hassle shagging on offer? Mr b, forget what i said, ban
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    I take it you havent made that million yet :laugh: Do you hear the helicopter? P.S if you can, it aint me, you can take your glad rags off again
  8. John Keswick
    Do you believe in air?
  9. John Keswick
    Oh no, Kay is here, my cover is blown, this message will self destruct in ten seconds
  10. John Keswick
    I am "experienced"
  11. John Keswick
    In all seriousness, i suggested this years ago, the dating thing i mean! But ian was too lazy, or didnt know how to do it Anyway, there is obviously a need/want for this type of thing, so why not! Cmon mr b, add a new section to the site, so the single peeps can do their stuff However, there should be some rules, anyone that posts an "seeking" advert should have to post a real photo of themselves, so the recipient can see what they actually look like! We wouldnt want a WILF in sheeps clothing now would we? I would sign up, but if i posted my photo, people would say OH NO, NOT
  12. John Keswick
    Hardly any rats, i suggest you get some terriers in there and sort it out Your missing the point
  13. John Keswick
    Ive seen some extremely attractive woman out hunting! Those tight jodhpurs and tight arses If only i was good looking
  14. John Keswick
    Hollie, if you ever fancy a bit of a rough and tumble, i know a fairly clean hay barn near here, hardly any rats We could always go rabbiting afterwards?
  15. John Keswick
    Girls, girls......I could show you, but its a bit like the holy grail.....if you saw it, you would never be the same again. Even if you did find love on your new section, you would always be thinking of me when you closed your eyes Just as i thought, yellow, guttless MOUTH!
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    Cmon WILF, post a photo up and show the ladies what a good looking man you are! Or are you yella? What will your new nickname be i wonder? "MOUTH" or "CHUNK" maybe you could do the truffle shuffle for us all
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    FFS man, are you just naturally cruel? Or do you actually enjoy it? :wankerzo4: No he's one of these men who have a bald head, moobs, a beer belly and no character to make up for looks and still THINKS he is gods gift to women......... Moobs probably looks like meatloaf, a cross tween a man and a woman!
  18. John Keswick
    FFS man, are you just naturally cruel? Or do you actually enjoy it? :wankerzo4:
  19. John Keswick
    FFS get over it, i was just saying if you dont believe and you are firm in your views, why not just run a riot? I believe that most people who say they dont believe, must have some doubts or the world be even more fecked up than it already is!
  20. John Keswick
    Well lads, when we get to the pearly gates and DUCKWING is stood there saying "your name aint on the list, you aint coming in", i will walse on by with my "get out of jail free" card. Praise the lord
  21. John Keswick
    An unanswerable question, simply because no one can prove either way. However, if most are so unsure that there is in fact no god or some kind of afterlife, why obey laws? Why not just take what you want when you want it, rape any woman that you fancy, not bother to work and pay any taxes. Cause, if you can get away with it, there is no form of punishment later on
  22. John Keswick
    If the weight is dropping off of them seemingly overnight, then it is probably hexamitiasis, or hexamita for short! There used to be a treatment for this which was Emtryl, but the powers that be banned it, cause thier dicks! Certainly worth checking out, if untreated the majority will drop off.
  23. John Keswick
    Kay, remember what i said, money, helicopter, fancy meal! Was it KFC or Burger King? Doesnt matter, you choose
  24. John Keswick
    FFS why dont you two get a room
  25. John Keswick
    You wont go far wrong with the magnum talpa, there good for allsorts!
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