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John Keswick

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  1. Ball and chain normally works! Been there before & its not nice .. jealous blokes are another pain in the arse .. Maybe you should be fitting the ball and chain to your next encounter? That is of course, if he is any good in the sack I am not controlling.. i seem to attract controlling blokes though .. scary .. having to scrub my face of make up before he got in .. not being allowed to have friends etc .. thats an existence not a life .. sex is only a very small part of any relationship .. its a bonus methinks you 2 should go on a date!!! could be
  2. Well f**k that then, i will stay as i am, i thought a proper relationship meant sex 23 hours a day
  3. Ball and chain normally works! Been there before & its not nice .. jealous blokes are another pain in the arse .. Maybe you should be fitting the ball and chain to your next encounter? That is of course, if he is any good in the sack
  4. I crashed and burned on the first one....
  5. age!! shes the petite mouthy one! 5ft nothing size 10. have to warn ya though.... crazy runs in the family :crazy: :aggressive: I have just finished reading all the warning pms about you I think i will give it miss this time, maybe if i get seriously pissed up, i mean, unconsious! Maybe you could sneak one over on me warning pm's??? bet i know who sent those :laugh: It would be quicker to name those who didnt
  6. age!! shes the petite mouthy one! 5ft nothing size 10. have to warn ya though.... crazy runs in the family :crazy: :aggressive: I have just finished reading all the warning pms about you I think i will give it miss this time, maybe if i get seriously pissed up, i mean, unconsious! Maybe you could sneak one over on me
  7. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! shut it you we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet? f**k off, there is never enough grooming here In fact it lacks severley in the grooming department... My pm box is empty, no females were man enough to send me a message :kiss: my big sister has just joined the ranks of the single!! :kiss:
  8. I will play my usual role, obi wan fucks nobody
  9. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! shut it you we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet? f**k off, there is never enough grooming here In fact it lacks severley in the grooming department... My pm box is empty, no females were man enough to send me a message :kiss: my big sister has just joined the ranks of the single!! :kiss:
  10. For you, i would take both hands out has your shovel got a shiny handle as well :laugh: Eh cmon now, you know me, i call a spade a spade...
  11. For you, i would take both hands out
  12. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! shut it you we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet? i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! well you cant beat a liner Well i will take your word on that, personally i dont think i am old enough to need one of those yet, in fa
  13. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! shut it you we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet? i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder! well you cant beat a liner Well i will take your word on that, personally i dont think i am old enough to need one of those yet, in fa
  14. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! shut it you we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet? i bet he looks at his reflexion in every window he passes :laugh: I do, but all i see is an empty reflection, then i realise that my life is not complete, because i do not own the latest ferret finder!
  15. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! shut it you we've groomed your ego a bit too much you attention whore...... is your pm box full yet? f**k off, there is never enough grooming here In fact it lacks severley in the grooming department... My pm box is empty, no females were man enough to send me a message
  16. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly! maybe thats why your still single . get some meat on your bones and if i did that, some lunatic flesh eating female equivalent to Hannibal Lector would eat me with some fava beans and a nice chianti FFF FFF FFFFF FFFFF FFF
  17. As long as were talking curves and not curves on curves here......... ....no definitely curves. Not fat. Curvy. Pamela Anderson curvy or Dawn French curvy.... lol, don't think pamela anderson is curvy mate, just got bit tits.............. marilyn munro was curvy.. marilyn Monroe was a size 16 .. seeminly thats fat today Actually, a size 16 these days is fatter than it used to be... I was quite impressed when I found size 12 jeans fitted me, then I read this... dress sizes i have to try everything on before i buy it.. i dont think any of us c
  18. And whats the matter with a pot belly? If thier "personality" is ok! I dont have a personality, nor a pot belly!
  19. Just had a look Looks complicated to me, I'm not PC literate I'm afraid but I'll see if someone can get the buttons on for me. I know what your saying though John and its a valid point It's pretty straightfoward. I take it you have a paypal account? Log in to paypal, goto merchant services at the top. The next page gives you some options, choose Start accepting payments and go from there, you can create single buy now buttons, or mulitple items. You enter the details of the product you are selling, price etc and the page will generate the buton code that you need to add
  20. You want to take a look at paypal Simple to intergrate buy now buttons into your site. I doubt you will make many sales if people have to email you thier orders. Just my take on it.
  21. i dunno about the inbreds on here, but there is some serously fit fillies at my local hunt, the vine and craven, i be craven some of those ladies. I am not sure if its the horse riding that keeps them fit, or just the riding they do during the day! But something is working right
  22. Its a software that you download to you puter, a bit like msn messenger, but you can call normal phone numbers or computers.
  23. I agree, its very clear and in stereo!
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