I remember 3 lads years ago out at a nice resteruant having a meal and a few bottles of bubbly celebrating one of them being let out of police custody, they sat a family of Africans at the next table next too these lads.......one of the lads stands up and shouts for the maitre de and now the whole place is looking "we want another table please" says the lad......."why sir, what's wrong ?"
Lad shouts in his face "because I'm not eating my nice expensive meal sat next to those f***ing animals!"
The assembled diners faces were a picture, they nearly fell off their f***ing chair (so I am t