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mackem

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  1. Stage-performance,the audience never know whats going on behind the scenes,but taking it at face-value and I aint fawning nor psychopantic neither,I have to side with Al,Mark stood his ground,took the flak from all sides,and shrugged it off,its about time the off-stage vendettas from who-ever and their henchmen stopped,if he infuriates or irritates you simple,dont click on one of his topics,not exactly rocket science is it,but notice one thing,anything with his name on always engenders a massive amount of responses,moths and mercury-lamps,
  2. I always had the hots for Trace
  3. All been battologized today in every way,shape,and form
  4. Did you kill any as table-fish JD?Compared to trout how do they fare?
  5. Good tune John,redneck yeeharrrr good-ole-boy quality about it
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    Rumour has it Darcys published works are funding his rhinoplasty
  7. Live by the sword,die by the sword,true(ish) maxim
  8. mackem

    who is everyone

    Byron,I think the sire to your poodles is my stud dog mincer :kiss:
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    CENSORED

    Elaborate and ellucidate please Mick,for the hard-of-thinking amongst us,IE............me
  10. If your wondering why I have shards of glass in my rectum,word of advice?Get the thicker gauge PYREX tubing,otherwise the hamster gets puree'd
  11. mackem

    who is everyone

    Well,its kind of sad but true,some guys strive in this world for aplha-male status,they never get it,they dont even make beta-male actually,the sort of guys never taken seriously in male group gatherings,social inepts/indaequates,but at least mummy still loves them :kiss:
  12. George Adamson's book IS reccommended,Rivals and arrivals?Twitchers?
  13. mackem

    who is everyone

    I know mate,I am doing a piece on them even as we speak,its not their fault,fear of the unknown,only child syndrome,lots of reasons really,kind of wierd,but some people are like that,I left home at 16,jump-or-be-pushed,but some people never break away from those apron-strings
  14. After devouring those three books, i moved onto "My side of the mountain"! note: NOT Brokeback mountain!!! MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN f*****g-hell,one of my favourites as a kid,quality read
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    who is everyone

    Scratch the above guys,I am writing a role-play piece on social-inadequates for work,I copied-and-pasted it on the wrong site
  16. mackem

    who is everyone

    I live with my mum and dad I dont want to leave home really,I am only in my mid-30's,its far too young really right?Besides,my social skills arent all that,people,women especially scare me in a way,its easier to talk to them online than face to face,the only woman I REALLY like is my mum,Bitty i call her,after the "Little-Britain" sketch,I havent got an oedipus complex,nothing like that,well,maybe a tiny bit,she hugs me and rocks me on her knee when guys are cruel and spiteful to me online,but I will leave home one day,promise mummy
  17. Your not going to burst into song are you Born free, as free as the wind blows As free as the grass grows Born free to follow your heart.............. I always wondered what became of Lustica and The Big One after they were shipped off to the zoo
  18. Joe,hope you have a better day today than I am having Still picking shards of glass from my arse,and its uncomfortable HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  19. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?THL translation?Who will mod the mods
  20. Joy Adamson walks into the pic,clips Elsas lead on,admonishes her for being a naughty pussy,and they walk off into the sunset across the savannah,neither were ever seen again
  21. mackem

    Why me?

    Still picking glass out of my arse in the shower (Information overload?).
  22. Interests include "Herpetology"???You mis-spelt it,its herpes-tology ;-)

  23. Look in the butchers window next to that pool,have a look at the rabbit photo,thats a LOT of bunnies in one day
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