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  1. mackem
    18 stone maybe,mark is hardly sylph like despite the diet,thats avoirdupois not extra clothing
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    Your names already down as the love-interest Sarah,the script decrees you seduce our lead-man as he flicks his beam around,your epilepsy is triggered by the flashing beam,Mark thinks your moans are self-pleasuring and joins in at which point you come to from your fit
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    Got the title already......"Markbrick-the movie" Harrison ford plays Mark,a northern bricky who heads south seeking fresh pastures
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    This is rapidly degenerating into a free-for-all lovefest
  5. mackem
    You shameless self-publicist you
  6. mackem
    The best man won
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    f*****g-hell,you'll be bringing out a box-set in time for christmas
  8. mackem
    Which begs the question was Simo still the best BEFORE he was taken If not was he 2'nd best
  9. mackem
    you cant right this stuff can ya im tellin ya hes fecking dell boy Look at the post above TOMO,apparently your going in the car with him
  10. mackem
    Is that JESUS in the middle of that lot...........................and I dont think much of there ferreting clothes! Its Mark in his HIPPY period
  11. mackem
    NAVIGATION And so it begins
  12. mackem
    Imagine the kick-offs at reception And thats just the bride and groom
  13. mackem
    Are you trying to imply Mark cant "Get wood" at the crucial moment
  14. mackem
    Within reason,donnie?That opens up a whole host of possibilities
  15. mackem
    Soothing come to bed tone? Hypnotic trance-like state He hires himself out as a motivational speaker Ooty,all you need is lights,camera,and ACTION
  16. mackem
    Your doing the narration? Need an interpreter?
  17. mackem
    Beautiful
  18. mackem
    Bet she was popular at christmas time
  19. mackem
    Depends on the tune Paul,I used to find them quite amusing,to think all this started as a knee-jerk reaction to the "Biggest turn off for women" thread
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    Eli Roth,it could be done with the right organisational skills,time,editing-skills and equipment,getting the subjects to fill the disc wouldnt be difficult,Pat Careys done 3 such DVD's but this one wouldnt be stage-managed nor sanatised,it would be warts and all
  21. mackem
    I was actually thinking dry-fly Rather than any form of fixed-engine or net Ooty
  22. mackem
    Like I said,its a germ of an idea,who knows if it will sprout and reach fruition,but the concept is intrinsically good,coursing scenes,daytime deer coursing would have to be pre-ban,but theres certainly a market for something like this,otherwise Pat Carey wouldnt churn them out conveyor-belt style
  23. mackem
    Loads of worthy charities,Great Ormond Street,Macmillans,any of the breast cancer charities
  24. mackem
    From tiny acorns do mighty oaks grow,pie-in-the-sky at the moment,an embryonic conception,but you never know
  25. mackem
    Bit of roost shooting with a .22 rimmie,come to europe to film a few methods of emptying a trout-stream as they may be illegal here,do a bit on fenland coursing,moorland rabbiting to ferrets,dogs working cover........... Donate the proceeds to a decent charity,get the press along when you present the cheque,good publicity
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