Good man,I kinda figured my preaching and sermoning last night would bring about a massive and total character transformation Early Mass at church tomorrow
id say you could write a book about it pal ,i for one would by it .Persoally iv lamped salmon ,netted trout and the rest il leave untold
I guess he isnt going to tell you about Fish-lax,I dont blame him,some methods are a little TOO effective
Joe taught me an incredible method I never heard before nor since,forget Jeyes Fluid in water,maybe Joe will tell you about the fish-laxatives they use on trout farms
Disgastin :sick: Joe forced me to inflate two condoms earlier in the night and use them for cleavage,unfortunately they werent inflated equally so I looked rather mis-shapen from a distance,lop-sided actually so I "Popped" them with a pin
What the poachers of old had by way of fieldcraft,stealth,and guile we compensate with modern technology,methods,and equipment,different strokes for different blokes
There was a drunken geezer sitting outside the pub staring at me,he did a double-take,I think he thought his luck was in :kiss: My stubble might have given the game away though,unless he was used to rough-looking birds