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mackem

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  1. After you shot them,how many dogs did it take to track that number in 2 hours?
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    christmas list

    Salma Hayek GOOD CHOICE
  3. One thing that struck me the other night BRB is how different we all are in the flesh from our internet persona's,you appeared quite normal
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    New Pup

    Loki......deceitful,mischevious,and a murderer
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    New Pup

    Looks like she has a throat-hold on the bigger dog Surprised she hasnt savaged the cat
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    New Pup

    Kali....godess of death and destruction,would have fitted her to a T
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    New Pup

    My mates would take the piss,they would think either I was gay or I had a speech impediment.......AEAEAE
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    New Pup

    Imagine if it was pronounced as it was spelt
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    New Pup

    A'yea'ya.............I always wanted a daughter to call her that
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    New Pup

    Beautiful pup,I have a great name for it,mightnt be to your tastes though....AEAEAE.......it means "Magic" excellent name
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    im wishing

    He was a geordie,typical,"The badgers are welcoming me into their clan" How come,are they scottish?
  12. Tote,you always get beautiful fish
  13. Good man,I kinda figured my preaching and sermoning last night would bring about a massive and total character transformation Early Mass at church tomorrow
  14. Theres more to it than that scent,JOE worked on a trout-farm for 2 years,some things are kept within the industry
  15. id say you could write a book about it pal ,i for one would by it .Persoally iv lamped salmon ,netted trout and the rest il leave untold I guess he isnt going to tell you about Fish-lax,I dont blame him,some methods are a little TOO effective
  16. Joe taught me an incredible method I never heard before nor since,forget Jeyes Fluid in water,maybe Joe will tell you about the fish-laxatives they use on trout farms
  17. Disgastin :sick: Joe forced me to inflate two condoms earlier in the night and use them for cleavage,unfortunately they werent inflated equally so I looked rather mis-shapen from a distance,lop-sided actually so I "Popped" them with a pin
  18. That was ginger-spice slumming it
  19. What the poachers of old had by way of fieldcraft,stealth,and guile we compensate with modern technology,methods,and equipment,different strokes for different blokes
  20. Some things are best shrouded in mystery and unsaid,you have to see them to believe them
  21. There was a drunken geezer sitting outside the pub staring at me,he did a double-take,I think he thought his luck was in :kiss: My stubble might have given the game away though,unless he was used to rough-looking birds
  22. As soon as I rounded the corner and came across the car-park I saw your faces crack up It was a funny night Mark,you would have fitted in just perfect
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