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    Kay,you adopt more colours and guises than a chameleon,thats your Morticia Adams look
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    I know a bit about cameras,I genuinely spoke to Lindsay Honey a few weeks ago on the subject of cinematography
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    Kay,your the self-proclaimed Mary Whitehouse of THL
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    Tasteful...........stylish............classy............ With a hint of glamour right Yeah,I am getting the picture now,WET-SHIRT
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    Mackem, you know that brain youve got, do you keep it in your Y FRONTS..... Not for me sally,I am not that sort of bloke at all,in fact if you go to page 8 and look at ferreter_joes friend its me in touch with my feminine side,I am just trying to empathise with some of the other guys on this forum when suggesting various poses
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    Ponies+erotic= OK ladies,who wants to be GODIVA
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    I am trying to blend tasteful with a slight erotic twist to pander to the whims of certain "Types" of guy
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    Can one sit astride the horse in tight jodhpurs,wearing black riding boots,and a virginal white shirt,wielding a whip and with a faint sneer playing across her lips?
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    I will echo those sentiments,I remember wrecking my mums pans concocting birdlime mixes that didnt work
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    I havent seen so many ladies rushing to get their clothes off,must be the Gok Wan influence
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    Kay,you can hide your "Bits" with your greyhound tastefully draped over you as you lounge back on a warmed marble plinth (Told you it was going to be tasteful didnt i?)
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    Its going to be a Helen Mirren "Calender girls" affair,fully nude but tasteful,nothing dirty about it so no rolling around in liberating mud once you got that wooly vest off kay
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    Maybe
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    Neither has the guy who told you it by the sounds of it
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    Never saw them burnt alive mate Wasnt that 15'th century witches? You chat to some wierd people maty Dont try the other old witches punishment,throwing them in a lake,if they drown they are innocent,if they survive they are guilty
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    Dry-bumming?Banjo-strings? Sounds like a modern remake of "Deliverance"
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    Breaking my shoulder and ankle,the bruising down one side of my body was f**king horrific,could hardly sleep with pain,difficult to inhale deeply because of searing spasms
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    The Brickshaws taking a lot of interest in those bunnies,good result Rob
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    I can climb a little
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    I have only ever seen Hawksbills killed chess,they bleed a lot,red meat.I once watched a chinese guy in Wanchai market de-shell a still living turtle by knocking the plates from its shell with the edge of a cleaver,no one passing batted an eye-lid
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    we kill 2 birds with 1 stone in summer then mate by the way dont believe you About being a quick learner?Its true mate,I pick things up pretty sharp,I think on my feet,might even devise a few methods to try on site
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    Poaching Valley?Count me IN I never actually done it but I am a quick learner,I will just follow your lead
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    Valley,not Chess
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    Thats just tales clown-fish tell their kids to stop them leaving coral-nursery Chess But I have had hold of a few turtles underwater and they are certainly capable of pulling you along like a scuba-divers sea-scooter,though methinks they would run out of steam long before Sydney
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    The big-game one?What was the quote again?Oh yeah.................................."Thats AFTER the olympics"
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