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    Its all part of that rich tapestry we call life Malt
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    Its not perversion artic,your just not looking at the pic from a festive viewpoint
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    I dont In a wet&Wild disco once,sitting sipping a coke and watching scantily clad ladies writhe about under a shower of suds cascading from the ceiling,stunning lady walked in,tight white top,tiny denim skirt,beautiful I went to the bog,"she" walked in,hitched her skirt up and had a tinkle on the porcelain I chatted to him/her/it when he came outside,his implants were huge,he pulled his top down to show me the scars and I prodded his pecs with my finger,scary really,seen quite a few drunken guys wander off into the night with ladies who at birth had male on their birth-certificates
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    Digressing slightly from the festive theme,I actually touched a pair of implants once Unfortunately they were on a guy
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    Oh?Is that what they are,I never actually noticed them I thought she had an allergy to Vicks when Santa Clause lines them up on christmas eve to massage Vapour-rub into their chests to prevent colds
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    I just hope they dress up nice and warm at Santas North-pole HQ as they are going to be noticeably cold and do you think those long legs would fit into the fishnet stockings hanging up on christmas eve
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    Friend just sent me this,cant see anything festive about it except the ladies look a little elf'ish I am sure it will appeal to some of you,HAPPY CHRISTMAS
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    hi mate i bought the gun off of friends friend and the gun was already camod up i think he said it cost him about £250 but alot of people have asked where they do the camo, i am tying to find out will pm you when i find out. This could have been where it was dipped mate,seen a few pieces of their work and its always looked stunning http://hydro-graphics.co.uk/about.php
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    Sounds like both parties had a great night
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    I had about a dozen articles printed in the old-style shooting news when I was an 18 year old kid,cant remember how much I was paid,certainly less than £20 an article because I wasnt a "Name" or a regular writer,I havent bought a CMW for months,the magazines lost its sharpness,just page after page of adverts
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    Was the singer Markus Domique?I had that song reverberating around inside my head for months
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    mackem replied to lurcher123's topic in General Talk

    Is it not? well feck me. Thanks for the repeated invites LG,but I tell you on every occassion,I am heterosexual
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    mackem replied to lurcher123's topic in General Talk

    A guy in Windsor asked me a few weeks ago if my small beddie/greyhound bitch was a wolfhound puppy
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    Thats the oneWestgate Road,the "Other" gunshop?Isnt that Steve Smiths?My mistake,thats what senile dementia does for you What were we chatting about again
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    God bless your gran
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    I remember the antis table,fund raising at the side of the monument,with graphic leaflets showing fox and hounds Whats the Motorbike street down near the station with the Dive shop in?Last time I went into Steve Smiths the shop was down near there
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    Out of date choccies?Was she arrested? they let her off lightly,gave her 3542 hours community service,(whiting Somalians trainers in the west end).Curfew from the hours of 11.00am to 10.58am,(she's still got enough time to take the bins out)they were going to put her on tag till they realised the tag weighed more than her..... all in all think she may just learn her leson out of this,oh well she's only got 3429 hours left on her community service.... Thats what I like to see,good old fashioned british justice meted out Firm but fair let that be a lesson on peddling stale conf
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    I always used to go to Steve Smiths near the train station
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    As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english.. He still has PTSD from seeing a copy of "Blackhawk down" in Blockbusters,he is suing the firm for advertising genocide of his people,the fact he was born in Lewisham matters not,high profile racism case lawyer Imran Khan has waiv
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    Out of date choccies?Was she arrested?
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    Steve Sniths is down near the train station isnt it?B&K is up near the monument?Greys Street?
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    The little peppery hot black liquorice things?They were horrible,she deserved tazering for carrying them Hope her blood didnt spatter a somali muggers shoplifted bling nikes as he walked innocently past
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    Damn right..when i ws kid, they'd off hung, drawn and quartered her for less..These days she'll get off with a life sentance..what is this country coming to.. Summary Justice,her life sentence was commuted to the death penalty,the cops beat her to death on the pavement and the RSPCA rescued the Yorkie,HURRAH justice prevails
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    i'm sure he could have fitted another bird in that top,right hand corner!! Have you ever seen one of those old victorian cases with something like 1,000,000 hummingbirds crammed in?Standing room only
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    "Cops with Cameras" is on ITV1 now,rumour is they catch a pensioner walking her Yorkie without carrying a pooper-scooper,hope they throw the book at her
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