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mackem

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  1. Here she is mate,as I told you her retrieval is 1'st rate thanks to you you can drop an object and send her several hundred back for it,probably send her further but never tried,wouldnt mind seeing pics of her part-brother?
  2. Diatomaceous earth,wood-ash,cinders from the fire etc will all deter slugs as will a copper-atpe collar(Robert Dyas sells copper-tape),I have a mate who even made an anti-slug electric fence from copper wires and a battery,it worked,we actually saw the slug recoil from the current
  3. I have a mate,he holds maybe three and a half thousand birds,makes all his own cords,he isnt on the phone as theres no reception in the middle of the boonies,but next time I see him I will get his pattern and post it up,I know they cost him pennies to make.
  4. Dont regret the things you did,regret the things you havent done,regrets are water under the bridge,you cant change the past so try not to dwell upon it,I do regret a few women though
  5. Just seen on TV that London plod is to lose 3201 posts or 6% of their staff,thats front-line,PCSO's etc,the news reporters said the police are worried that this will lead to an INCREASE in crime,a DECREASE more likes
  6. Not quite what I was getting at
  7. I was invited to fish a renown chalk-stream in Hampshire several weeks ago,it is a very expensive beat far too costly for my plebian pockets,however as I say I was a guest so no payment,I had a remarkable session and ended up keeping 9 wild brownies with a combined weight of a tad under 14lbs
  8. Mate of mine phoned me at Lunchtime,he had fished yesterday and in his words had a "Red-letter day" catching 8 Barbel with individuals weighing from 3 pounds up to 10 pounds 3 ounces,wish I had taken a day off and went with him,whats been your favourite red-letter day when fishing using whatever method
  9. mackem

    J Darcy

    yo Oh,I wouldnt say that,Warner Bros got plenty of mileage out of this one
  10. Different strokes for different blokes,thats cool Windy,there were also plenty of guys heading to the sun on Stag-do's.
  11. Sod the book if your flying to Alicante,I shuttled back and forth twixt Gatwick-Alicante on a number of occassions earlier this year,Easy-jets flights were packed with Hen-party bound Essex/London-birds heading for Benidorm and a fun time,much more interesting for a guy of your age than any book you ever read,on second thoughts see if you can stick a copy of the Kama Sutra in your hand luggage,be lucky
  12. Loads of coppers been done for fiddling with small children,Daniel Lishman was jailed for life earlier this year for multiple counts of Pedophilia,but it makes better TV to show a couple of guys walking their dogs looking for a run.
  13. Homosexual police officer accused of male rape and sexual assault. I have heard of bent coppers but this is ridiculous,I wonder if he used his regulation handcuffs,these are the guys/gays who are supposed to uphold the law By Michael Black » A police officer and former Mr Gay UK sexually assaulted three men and raped a fourth while on a Christmas night out with colleagues, a Court heard. PC Mark Carter, 28, of Station Lane, Birkenshaw, Bradford, is said to have dragged one of his alleged victims by the hair, punched him, bitten his shoulder and raped him in a hotel room.
  14. Cocker,in the last 2 years coppers have been found guilty of murder,rape,pedophilia,grooming of minors,fraud,theft,assault,drug-dealing etc,massive amounts of criminals WITHIN the force,bunch of total hypocrites,your right though,an investigative reporter would have a field-day were he to get inside the force and report his findings its easier to point the finger at someone walking a dog(or in the coppers case microwaving several).
  15. Depends upon the method,salmon would probably be the easiest
  16. Waste of TV time to be honest,would have much rather watched a 30 minute investigative reporters expose on the numbers of bent cops who sold info to the media involved in the phone-tapping scandal next weeks program will be more of the same attention misdirection
  17. I thought........."Keeps"???? Crap program coppers come out looking like good guys as per usual instead of clueless morons,its just a matter of time before they start wearing their underpants on top of their trousers and changing into uniform inside phoneboxes,media manipulation,anyone walking a greyhoundy type dog is a menace to society,load of toffee :sick:
  18. "Suspected hare coursers" with terriers ratting,now that plum sticks his foot out to trip the dog coursing the hare,he is a total gonk.
  19. I give Debit,lost someone to it a long time ago,its only a couple of quid a month,some people spend that on a pint
  20. If you ever get stopped by a police officer Windy heres a tip just for you,NEVER engage in conversation with them unless you have a solicitor present and even then play dumb
  21. If you dont get permission windy its called poaching its against the law.
  22. Try and get an invite or some permission before you head off windy Imagine if your dads truck was impounded by the police because you were caught poaching,he might throw a bit more than shoes or boots at you Someone might invite you for a night out in the Dales,goodluck
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