Here's the truth of the matter, the honest truth, if you have cash, I mean real cash (and you ain't) you don't even mention it, no need to, it's enough you know, no need to impress or try to impress anyone, it's just bits of paper, doesn't make you a better or worse person, it just means you have a few quid (once again you don't), but your amusing, in an odd way, have you ever had a psychiatric consultation?