Just been out for a walk around the park,loads of people taking their morning constitutional,there’s a coffee stall there and I always get a latte,couple of Albanian guys standing there,one of them piped up “My friend….” .
took me over to his motor and opened the boot,tried to sell me a load of moody clothes “You know selfridge,selfridge shop?Same moncler 2000 pound,I give you 300 pound”.
I did tell him the brown Dior shirt looked like something a Nigerian pimp would wear (he liked that).