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mackem

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  1. I saw it,gimmee five minutes I will find it.
  2. They taste better than they sound TOMO,try one,you might enjoy it.
  3. I saw a few of those masculine-feminine women today when I was getting my Botox done,they turn my stomach.
  4. Brriiiing,Brriiiinggg Mrs Jukel answers the doorbell Me)Hello Mrs Jukel,is Jukel in,we are supposed to be going doing manly things today like salmon fishing and suchlike stuff. Mrs J)Oh,sorry,he decided to go down the “young men,but not poofters” club with the “Chaps”.
  5. Your becoming quite homophobic Jukel,heaven forbid a Syrian or Nigerian transsexual ever accidentally bumps into you in one of the “young men,but not poofter” clubs you frequent nowadays.
  6. Got to sift a lot of gravel to find a diamond……That ends todays lesson.
  7. Coyote pelts are worth nothing nowadays mate,one the Canada Goose and similar garment manufacturers went green the price plummeted,check out the North Bay auction prices,some are not even fetching $10
  8. Open season on Coyotes most states Dodge,they are a pest,there used to be a bloke on here from the north-east moved over there to run a foxhound pack,he was in Ontario then I think moved down,his name was Coyote Hunter or similar?
  9. In town Mrs Mack’s breakfast (I had a wheatgrass smoothie).
  10. That’s exactly how it is,the bigger picture.
  11. The numbers of dogs slipped are pest control and a bit of sport,I have seen footage of coyotes shotgunned from a microlight,also you might slip on a coydog or Coywolf in some places,bigger and stronger than a straight yote?I have seen a few coyote,you hear them at night quite a bit.
  12. I have seen one used,battery didn’t last long and it didn’t have much Oomph,can’t remember the brand.
  13. That’s not South Shields dysentery,that’s known locally as “The Shields Shits”.
  14. I crossed the border from Pakistan and travelled right across China,eaten all sorts of oddities,never once had a dodgy stomach there,got amoebic dysentery and had Delhi belly loads of times in India.
  15. Meanwhile in London today I saw the blade-runners had been busy.
  16. Or plastic curry containers.
  17. And those plastic food containers you’re putting your curry in?Made in China.
  18. Hypothetical situation,you or a family member have an accident or need to visit a hospital in an emergency,would you let some foreign f*ck care for them or you?This is realism,yes or no?
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