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    I forgot to share the good news with you Chess,I just got my prospectus through from Sparsholt,Fishery management
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    Well Chess,I aint got a clue about this mate,I mean,you place an order with a reputable fishing-tackle supplier and you expect to get your order right?I opened the parcel,wheres the f***ing blank?Reel-seat?Cork-butt?And what the f**k is this Well,you can almost sense my disappointment at the mix-up in the orders Oh well,I am always one to make the best of a bad situation,I suppose I can still salvage something from this cock-up I just have to remind Joe that he shouldnt set this net across an estuary,or worse still across a river slightly upstream when anadromous fish are running It would
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    Lycanthrophy Stay on the roads,stay off the moors,and always home-load your pistol with smelted silver church crucifixes
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    I will tell you what DID spice last night up chess,apart from the curry We were just stepping out of some bushes onto the road when we saw car headlights coming around the bend 60-70 yards away,I didnt think anything of it,but at that split-second I realised I had dropped my house-keys back in the shrubs so I jumped back in and crouched down looking for them and JOE followed because he also dropped his keys,yeah,coincidental but true Who should come tearing around the corner?Plod himself I wanted to jump out and flag him down,because six years ago I saw a local ten year old dropping toff
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    I like wearing pink and eating bologna sandwiches
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    Lager swilling chess?ME?Teetotal mate,saw a guy get stabbed once in a bar,never touched a drop of alcohol since and that was way back in history As for Mr P Passing on the secret of the tandoori nymph,well,just as his ancestors imparted the knowledge to old Issac I guess he sees a kindred spirit in myself,either that or my son delivers his news papers and I know he gets a brown package containing "Sluts in Slovenia" every month Wouldnt want Mrs P to find that out would he a small price to pay say I
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    Fu**ing hell,I used to hate Hartlepool,Seaton Carew is better but only just,we used to go camping at trimdon dene,happy days Joe brought his "Rod" round last night,there seems to have been a mix-up in communication or orders I will put up a pic later,not QUITE what I was expecting But our little fishing jaunt last night lightened the evening,I am suffering the effects of it now though
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    Theres nothing quite like teaching your son how to fish Mines been enthralled ever since he saw the youtube clip showing afghani soldiers fishing with an RPG,wants to know can we get one I like the way youve blended in the music with the pics Fish,it works well
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    Joe came around last night F**K,my wife doesnt like me knocking around with him,says he is trouble and will lead me off the straight-and-narrow But it was only to drop something off so no problems.Nowt in the fridge to eat,or leastways nothing I fancied,its filled with macrobiotic yoghurts and organic celery so we decided to go for a take-away,Kashmiri Nights is just around the corner,and their Alu Ghobi "afterburners" are shit hot food So we are chatting away to Mr Patel waiting for our order,and he is blabbing about the old country and how he misses home(bradford) when talk turns to fish
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    I am not as active as I used to be wyllie,due to my advanced years(I just found my second grey pubic hair )but I just hobble along the waters edge casting at fish rises
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    He was nattering on last week about getting something for bass,so I guess its a Sage Xi2 saltwater blank,I have found an excellent step-by-step walk-through guide to completing a blank from start to finish by a guy called Bob Widgren so its almost green for go as soon as the package is delivered
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    Jeremy Brett,excellent ctor,somthing caustic about him
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    Punt? close.....damn close !!!!!! Shunt?Runt?Cu.................
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    What about Fallow?I am going abroad during the rut bowhunting,I have had them in the past spot-and-stalk but whats the best call for arousing their curiosity/ardour and bringing them in?
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    Well,JOE is bringing it around tonight,hope I dont make a f**K-up of it,I always find it gratifying to catch a plastic-bag full of fish with something I cobbled-together myself
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    Your right mate,he should come up with a few ideas,sort something out,Pat Carey brought out poachers 1&2 and even used cutting room floor excerpts and flogged them for his next master-piece,I would like to see some of the experts on here do a "Poachers" type DVD showing fur,fin,and feather Theres a market for it for sure
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    Could be why mine tasted of plastic laundry bags then,i guess I just dont have your panache or finesse
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    Its true Nik,when he is on camera he knows his game,his voice is good(not irritating like careys sometimes),you can always tell someone who knows the score,and he does,I often wondered why he limited himself to just the one DVD?
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    Have you ever thought of doing a series of rabbiting DVD's?I bought my kid the snaring one and he really loved it,but of the likes of pat carey and Simon W can churn them out,F***ing hell,you would make a fortune
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    The geezer in your avatar has some incredible man-boobs dexter
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    I have wandered round Richworth fisheries when on a mooch mate,its only up the road,which lake did you get them on?
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    Good read and excellent results,only one compalint though,your posts are never long enough
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    Help me...................help me................... Normally I wouldnt laugh at anyones misfortunes,but he deserved everything he got,thats deliberate vandalism,I wonder how he explained that to mum? Oh,mum,I walked past a guillotine wall on the way to school and it chopped my foot off
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    Somewhere a village is missing its idiot,couldnt have happened to a nicer jerk,sorry,I mean bloke
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    Anyone ever used a struble locking reel-seat?Composite cork butt? I made a boat rod before,but this is uncharted territory,I dont want to make a cock-up with someone elses blank or fixings
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