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  1. mackem
    I didnt say I wasnt,just that I never joined the societies,read Grouchos quote Have you actually sold any of those gill-nets fishy?
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    Groucho Marks once said "I would never join a club which would have me as a member" I am not a member of the Milton Keynes Dwarf Society or the Milton Keynes lesbian appreciation club either i just spent an hour reading through posts on that site Sometimes you just get a bad feeling fishy,they are actually discussing the methods used in Danny Champion of the World Not in a p**s-taking way but being deadly serious I will stay where I am fishy,quite comfortable here
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    ME A member of that? And those nets your selling are WAY overpriced 100 foot gill net for £60
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    Fishy,your an incredibly complex guy Electrocuting razor-fish and making gill-nets I just had a look at Bushcraft-uk,you shouldnt be asking me questions,I should be asking you
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    Syringe You got a habit Fishy?Epoxy?Glue is just as bad mate,you want to stay off that stuff
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    Goridan sounds like some sort of spicy vindaloo,do you think it would be a match for the old Tandoori-Nymph
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    I did,most unlike me to make a spelling mistake fishy,as you well know,but its late,I worked all day and only had 2 hours sleep last night due to being out,yup,thats the one,the good old gordian knot,what the f**k is a goridan
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    Its actually a well known tackle-shop that advertises in "Sea Angler",there appears to have been a mix up with the shipment as it looks nothing whatsoever like what was ordered I normally use a goridan knot
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    Mark,ever thought of tapping into the angling or diving scene,if theres any decent fishing marks off-shore or wrecks its ideal for summer,then aim for rabbiters in winter
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    I have had deer,fallow,with a bow,and I am chatting to a malaysian guy who has taken wild pig and a sun bear with a bow,I hope to visit him next year when I am in his area.You lived in fantastic white tail and moose country,you should have had a go
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    CITY FOXES

    mackem replied to SINDASOX's topic in General Talk

    Was the kid that got bit in croydon?There was a report of a woman being bit in london as well
  12. mackem
    Thanks for the extra digit,I stuck it in the fridge,might pick my nose with it later,saves me using my own
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    You can hunt all canadian legal wildlife with a bow LG,its always been my wet-dream to take a bear with a bow
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    What am I supposed to do with that finger?Sit on it or lick it? Great minds think alike,tell hubby he is only temporarily being dumped,and make sure you marry an impotent old guy
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    If you want it that bad it HURTS you could always divorce hubby,marry some rich guy who will probably buy you the land as a wedding prezzie
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    I have a mate who lives up near you called Clucky,he is into Bull X's
  17. mackem
    I just been looking for that lake you PM'd me about..............£28 for five fish Your going to be bankrupt mate
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    Local-ish,not so far,but I like the dorset coastline
  19. mackem
    He could be trying to "Groom" you
  20. mackem

    CITY FOXES

    mackem replied to SINDASOX's topic in General Talk

    Cupid,you missed the bit out about that incessant fu**ing screaming and yowling,goes on,and on,and on And yup,they chew open bin-bags and strewn rubbish all over the street
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    Sounds good Nog,poole harbour,not far at all,whats the bass situation like down there,many about
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    Chess,chess,chess my little butter-bean,whats assumption the mother of?I explained this once,the "Parachute" was/is a cock-up in the packing department,a total shambles on their part,but Guess what?I dont REALLY want to tell you this old chum,but remember the other three saltawter fly-rods? Your NOT going to believe this and I aint going to name-and-shame the company concerned but well,JOE received another three "parachutes" yesterday
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    You were in Frankland Sprags
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    You should try living in my house then,the kids can swim like otters and are growing f***ing gills Good job we start the bass and salmon next month
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    Remember the Quid bet,thats most important We dont have a fishing place as such,just a good number of lakes and ponds whose owners are decent enough to allow us to fish whenever we want,normally after dark as I cant abide fishing with large numbers of other guests on a water,but we are lucky enough to have one place where I KNOW we could get quadruple figures in a night,and would make a f***ing hysterical photograph but then what?What do you do with 1000 fish?
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