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mackem

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  1. I got tears in my eyes,he is like a combination of all the guys you ever fished with rolled into one,thats hilarious
  2. No reason to kill eels,I am not a "flatten it on the bank" sorts,but there is a lot of them moving the past couple of nights
  3. Same basic format as "Hunters-all" autobiographical,early days,influences,present day etc,always going to fill shelf-space in most enthusiasts collection
  4. Woodga,snareman,ASD,loads of guys,genuine in-depth look at what makes them tick
  5. Never had piercings,brandings,tattoos or suchlike,I did however have penile-insertions under local-anasthetic when I was in my 20's,seemed like a good idea at the time,and I never had any complaints
  6. Inter-flora,most women cant resist chocolates,pr a box of choccies?A box of luxury soaps?
  7. You want to know what sort of book should be written at this present time?Remember Plummers "Hunters All"?Something similar written nowadays would be very saleable,a few well known lampers,terriermen,coursers,poachers,falconers,whatever really,but I think theres a market for such a hardback Mark even deserves a chapter
  8. Eaten some of its back? All were returned alive and un-gnawed,I am eating trout fishcakes and chillie dip at the moment,getting grease on my keyboard.Enlarge the pic,thats a leaf methinks
  9. Took the boy out earlier for an hour and a half,caught 6 eels accidentally along with a few other things,lamped in the Thames last night for 20 minutes,must have seen 8 0r 9 eels in the margins
  10. How long are you going to hang it before you eat it?
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    Cloning

    I phoned professor Byeong-chun in Seoul earlier,and it seems Ms Mkinney was closer to Booger than anyone realised initially,he also disclosed the puppies werent actually cloned,but conceived via Ms Mkinney being artificially implanted
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    Cloning

    Judging from the pic it I think it may actually have been a dog show Even then it will have been a close run contest twixt her and that pup
  13. mackem

    Cloning

    I know dogs are supposed to look like their owners but thats scarily close,look at Ms Mkinney and that pup
  14. Your mean your NOT Plummers son Where the f*ck did that rumour spring from then Probably chinese whispers I guess Sorry mate,I didnt realise Hancock was your pops As for my paternal line?Well,my old man was in the RN,and knowing my old mums character it could very well have been Capt Birdseye himself,or anyone of his shipmates
  15. I remember when Mary died locally,some guys were in genuine tears
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    Cloning

    Yeah,if your feeling hormonal or have a headache just send your doppleganger into the bedroom
  17. f**k them,constant drip,drip,drip erosion of civil liberties to Joe Public,but High-profile "Clerics" who actually promote terrorism on the streets of the UK still claim their benefits and live happy as a pig-in-muck Do what I have,get a phone registered abroad and just have it pay-as-you-go and topped up over there thats what a load of these f*****g people do anyway,how do the powers-that-be legislate against that?Buy a dozen SIMS in pakistan,not rocket science is it?
  18. "Lone Furrow" was actually ok,its a decent watch.I actually went to a talk he did years ago in Forest comprehensive?I think that was the school,in wallsall.
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    Dilema

    Even when changing bulbs I always used to advocate latex-gloves,not for kinky perverse reasons but your leaving oil-residue from your fingers onto a bulb which when heating up can explode.They kick out some heat,probably why I used to do a roaring trade in extraction equipment and squirrel-fans
  20. mackem

    Cloning

    It would save having to buy a mirror
  21. mackem

    Cloning

    Bowhunting mastodons on a jurassic island Without the repercussions of a butterfly-effect
  22. mackem

    Cloning

    Its only a matter of time,I remember doing tissue-culture on plants 20+ years ago,10's of thousands of plants identical to the parent stock from just a fragment of leaf,all cutting-edge back then,genetics are progressing rapidly One day every woman will look like Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz
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    Dilema

    Mist-it,that will "pop" it straight away,I have seen 1000w HPS explode when accidentally misted and they werent cheap as I was knocking them out for £30-odd quid a pop,I was always happy when a customer had accidents
  24. Have you had her out shooting yet BRB?
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