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  1. mackem
    The reports gone down like a lead balloon in the town andy,I just been reading the online-echo,people arent too pleased.
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    It was the one in Orange who actually made me think "Cock in a frock"
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    I have just had another closer-inspection of the four in the second pic,they have that incestuous inbred ladyboy look
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    Times are hard at the moment Bill
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    i was thinking same , but didnt want to be the first one to say it Its ok,I got no shame mate,I am past all that,there is "Something" about them in a tarty sort of way
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    Got to admit in the second pic down those four women do look horny in a grotesque sort of way Or maybe I am just sex-starved?
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    Murph,you got a pic of your catty?
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    Joe,you would be very surprised,you could go out local and lamp 30-40 roe,I even spoke to someone on here last week who was going to slip-their dogs(pre-ban)on a muntie running into Nick Faldo's garden Whats the average 3 bed detached going for in Ashington LDR?
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    Brighton originally mate, now in Ashington.........heaven on earth mate............... I have been to Ashington,your right actually,its a step-up from Brighton
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    I remember when Sunderland virtually closed down donnie,shipyard and the pit went,I remember the miners strike walking five miles to my grand-parents house to get some potatoes and a turnip from my grandfathers allotment,and the dog caught a rabbit on the way back home
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    Watch the news tonight,your being urged to move back down Where are you from originally?Where you living now?Blyth?
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    And twice as expensive.................. The expense is fine LDR,in truth I couldnt afford to move back north,thats a fact
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    I have a good friend in Sunderland,he has two teenage sons,they have both had to move south for employment,I live in Surrey now,good neighbourhood in all honesty,but I remember when I lived in Sundelrand as a kid the amount of burglars and car thieves in the place I lived was scary,dont get me wrong,loads of fond memories of the north,but my quality of living is just better in the south.
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    75kg? Personal use sir? If your going to use a poly-tunnel for plants you might have to use supplemental lighting as your so far north,alternatively you could grow indoors,control the environment and get several crops or a rotational harvest over the year
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    Try safari-club international,they will be able to give you a list of worldwide species If you start doing snow leopard in the Pamirs or bowhunting the Kamchatka brown bears gimmee a shout
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    Agree or disagree,I saw a news report earlier about my old home town,beyond redemption?All my siblings are in the south-east barring one,and even she lived in Hampshire for a few years,bought a nice detached in Fleet,moved back north and now living in a very down-trodden part of Durham http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/homes-and-prope...0001?country=uk
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    Most plants are easy Jacob,they are like a woman,they just need a little TLC to flourish,I used to be a joint-owner in a hydroponics shop,very profitable business,anything you need to know on clones or cuttings just ask,I took 10's of 1000's of them when I worked for a while in holland With the economic downturn,it might actually be a viable business proposition selling the seeds,I know a guy who went from being Mr Average to becoming a millionaire through seed-sales
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    Thats normal isnt it
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    I can wear a ledder-hossen and make you yodel
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    I am right as in your best off dressing as her Or I am right as in you really dont want to know
  21. mackem
    I dont think you really want to know
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    Powder is so yesterday Kay I was actually thinking of oiling you first On second thoughts,with your red hair you are best off dressing as "Cherry-cream pie Heidi"one of my old faves
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    I think he still lives in Slough Micky I doubt he has ever snared bunnies though
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    I have some uniforms you can borrow Kay,they are hidden in the loft,in a box,tucked away in the corner Are you allergic to latex?How does the "Nurse FeelGood" uniform sound
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    On second thoughts best not,it mightnt fit you now
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