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    A man walks up to the bar, with a big ostrich behind him, and as he stops at the bar, a small cat jumps up onto the bar stool next to him. The barman comes over, regards the three rather curiously, and asks "What'll it be", to which the man replies "Well, I'll have a pint" and, turning to the ostrich "what do you want?" "I'll have a pint as well" replies the ostrich. The man looks down at the cat and says "I suppose you want a drink too?", to which the cat replies, "I'll have a half, but I ain't f****n' paying!". The barman pulls two and a half pints and says "Tha
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    I have a guy on DVD shooting an ostrich with a bow,drops like a feather-duster
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    Maodan or balut,hard-boiled 19-21 days after the egg is laid with a pinch of sea-salt,tastes a helluva lot better than it actually sounds
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    THL?Chance to meet like minded individuals,sometimes its a bit of an oddball social club,lets face it,theres some strange people in here,but normalcy is boring,its always best to be a little different?Oh,coincidence,talking of "Different" I didnt see you above me mark
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    Just met a lady called Chersten Dae :kiss:
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    i think you can get hold of some potent acid stuff for cleaning coins i have no idea whats its called though. Indiscriminate use of acid can cost you a fortune damaging the portrait,reeded-edge and reducing the face-vale and grade of coin
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    Sounds very painful mack, although I've never heard anyone calling their tackle, 'Roman grots' before, is it a northern thing? Yeah,Northern Italy Malt
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    Me too,I have some decent permission near Roborough Down,lots of bunnies
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    Southway?Woolwell?You dont know anywhere local that sells cheap depilatory products do you?
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    Andurn estate mate,where you from?
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    I didnt know about it But there again,I never felt the need to search such a place out
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    I AM living in Plymouth,and to prove what the guys/gays are like why were you looking at my legs when it was the mask I mentioned?And HOW COME you know where to find rent boys
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    :sick: Hey mackem, you live in brighton? No,of COURSE NOT I am from Plymouth
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    I know a guy who wears a digital camoflauge mask for fishing
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    Imbra?
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    Macey sounds nice
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    Electrolysis kit if they arent valuable,I used to stick my roman grots in one http://www.metaldetectorshop.co.uk/Accesso...relling/6ek.htm
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    It was ok,he went out on a commercial fishing boat with a load of Durban Poison smoking south african squidders,got a bit stoned in the enclosed environment,hope next week brings better
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    Mondays BRB,next week is the last in the series,fishing in europe.
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    Cameo?Cody?Cassin?
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    He wasnt the best choice to host such a program,but he is a big step-up from John Wilson
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    Munch certain types,Psilocybins for example,and your going to be walking round like Mattydskis avatar
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    Lots of brits want to leave,lots of foreigners want to come in,who is to blame?Labour
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    Silver?Goldie?Rois?Killian?
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