a catholic guy was walking through the park and spotted a jew sitting on a bench, he goes up to the jew and sets about him, giving him a real kicking, the jew shouts, "what the fcuks this for"?, the catholic guy says, "you barstards killed jesus", the jew said "yeah but that was thousands of years ago", catholic guys says "yeah but i only found out about it today"!!!!
last night i found a young homeless girl hidden amongst the bins. she was dirty and smelled terrible but i knew under that grime was a pretty girl. i took her in and bathed her, as i toweled her down i became aroused. one thi