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  1. You were pleasantly surprised it tasted like puke!
  2. I used to rub myself in raw mince and wear a flashing toggle hat...worked everytime
  3. He shoulda stayed in the changing room
  4. I take it you can focus manually with it?....what do you want the lens for?
  5. Meanwhile Darcy had tunneled all the way from Southernland and came up directly under RFYL's decaying body, he rummaged in his pockets and found an envelope with some pictures and a note saying "does anyone one know what these birds are" Darcy was confused as they were to small and fuzzy to recognise...this made him fly into a rager and with one shake of his ginger mane let out an almighty yell.....Scoooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! the yell echoed of the mountainside....far away our intrepid travellers heard the roar and huddled together...lab wet himself and Penny shivered in an
  6. Skycat having finished her girlie moment with mochara began to pick up Labs plucked baw hairs and putting them in an old baccy tin smiled and mumbled to herself "I'll smoke these later" Baw began peeling what appeared to be a latex body suit of Lab revealing he was just a skinny runt afterall underneath. Skycat on seeing this fainted, just as this was going on a Caravan being pulled by two Donkeys came round the corner driven by Ditchshitter....on seeing Baws THL on tour T shirt he began screaming and whipping his donkeys and drove of as fast as he could. Meanwhile Scothunter had finished
  7. Lab had unfortunately forgot about Chart who had been tending to his curs before the crash. Reaching through the ambulance window he plucked Lab out just before he was about to to the do with Skycat. Dangling him in front of him he began removing his baw hairs one at a time with a pair of rusty tweezers. Baw seeing his opportunity quickly seized the moment and whipped out his clit sized knob and began pissing on him and singing your my bitch now.
  8. But wilf wasn't pointing at the unfortunate Stan's winkle, just beyond him Catcher was doing a jobby and holding a 30ft pike, wilfy stared in disbelief at the size of his catch and thought to himself "I hope he washes his hands before gutting that". Scothunter had returned by this time wearing an old rangers strip and flip flops and began arguing with Catcher bout the size of his pike.
  9. Things were going ok until MB challenged chart to a match for a £1000. The guys had a quick whip round and raised almost £7.50 . Not having any lamps both used the lights from their mobiles. After 3 runs chart had 2 bunnies and MB had 1. MB started call him a cheat and refused to go any further and turned back. Unfortunately the battery died on his phone and he fell over a cliff. Meanwhile back at camp
  10. Wilf became increasingly angry with Skycat because she refused to mention him in her next book, walking of muttering to himself "Darcy would have done it" . On finding out that some of the crew were unemployed decided that he would set of on his own and look for a wizard call Moo. Meanwhile back at camp Baw discovered they had been following the wrong map and were actually in a wood somewhere in Pollok. Lab, being fed up decided to look for a burgher van and a Chemist for towels to help with his seepage from the previous nights shananigans with the lads...the quest now rested on a knife edg
  11. These pics were taken in Scotland (Scardroy) Reminds me of Glen Etive
  12. say you want a revolution wellllll you know dont believe in revolutions they make me dizzy
  13. Probably the only version worth listening too If you can give these guys a like for their charity do that would be good.
  14. Whin spoke for about 20mins and everyone fell asleep, giving him time to dip their pockets and nobble their jukels, before slipping back into the rapidly decending mist he left a wee steaming pressie in baws tent.
  15. It wont last another 3 mins if she see's this post mate
  16. Quite ironic the name of the band and the fact they've recently released an album
  17. C'mon Penny anyone who knows hobbits knows Bilbo was in his late 30's when he went on his wee trip....it's not long winded but they have changed scenes from the book for artistic licence...really enjoyed it
  18. Chicken curry fried rice & chips...spare ribs for starters and a bannana skitter for Pud...and a can of lager to was the curry down im round yours xmas day I'll get two in mate
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