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wetdogsmell

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  1. My staff bitch keeps tryin to hump my leg, does anybody else have a bitch that does this ? ? ? It could just be my animal magnetism because the exact same thing happens to me in the pub with fat birds
  2. A slow dog that does'nt catch anything, it spoils a good nite out when animals get needlessly killed
  3. Good read liam, your young lad must have been tired carrying you up those hills
  4. Me and my mates are sick b@stards and joke about stuff like that all the time, it does'nt mean we have and intention of doing it, and as for the personal feeling toward it, close friends and family of mine have died from suicide, cancer, heart atacks and drowning, and a friend of mines grandson was abused by a scumbag, when i hear jokes about these subjects i don't take them as a personal atack on me, there just jokes
  5. Thats the strangest salad dressing i've euer heard of
  6. the likeness is amazing alright, i'll have to give you a nice big cuddley hug the next time i see you
  7. I train with a few juice monkeys, there strong for about 30 seconds and then blow out, the people who know what they are doing and get a real benifit from juice are in the vast minority,
  8. The same bloke signed it twice, cheating b@stards
  9. all my dogs do that and the funny thing is they wont eat red ones just eat the black ones you won't feed your poor dogs and there to slow to catch anything except blackberrys, are the dogs still topping themselves to stop the hunger pains?
  10. I'm a happy drunk, and a bit sloppy, as already said you never realise how stupid drunk arse holes are till you do door work
  11. Staplers are worth their weight in gold, i put one in my mates leg when he got cut and one in my tumb when i cut it to the bone with a stanley knife, don't forget the betadine
  12. Thanks for the offer albert but i'm far to bouyant to be dunked and a tad heavy for 1 man to dunk
  13. You can't beat a good pack of beagles. They will catch deer all day and there won't be a mark on the meat
  14. Albert my nephew is getting christened on satuday, if you pay for the chicken nuggets and a lapdancer we'll name him after your show
  15. Brian you pervert, will you pm me your mobile number

  16. I'll give you a lend of a dog and a lamp if you want to see some lamping, and a compass to find your way home
  17. Yes they also seem to have stolen some words and letters from your post
  18. Have to say it thought it was very balanced, and showed how well animals were treated
  19. I think it will be on tv3.ie on the i player
  20. Cheeky b@stards, i was a beautful child, i was beaten ugly later on, and then comfort ate to make myself feel better,
  21. I can imagine the crap the anti experts are going to come out with, and present their own retarded ideas as facts, worth a watch though
  22. bring them along the more the merrier ,ive had interest from a girl team.wouldnt that be some craic if the terriermen got beat by the terrier women i would love to be beaten by a couple of terrierwomen, i'd have to inspect their holes, to make sure theres nothing fishy going on
  23. i'm not doubting you mate, i have'nt a fukking clue what that meant, is that in some code or something? ? ?
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