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J Darcy

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  1. does anyone on here pay there tv licence online each month & if so how much do you pay

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Just cancel it Kay.....you don't need to pay anything!

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  2. does anyone on here pay there tv licence online each month & if so how much do you pay

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Just don't give your name when they come round and you don't have to pay a thing!

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  3. how long is delivery time on Darcy book?

  4. Sick,sick and fukcing sick...oh and SICK!!

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      This man is living the f****n dream! Loves those all inclusive cruises!

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  5. gave my pup two slips on the lamp tonight very happy with her very up and at them kind of bitch turned both rabbits multiple times hitting one but not getting a grip very happy with her

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      She's still a pup, let her mature a little.

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  6. seasons over now so i dont have to pretend anymore....

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Daft fringe that's spread real thin to try and cover up the freckly slaphead! ha ha Stop pretending and get the skin head, I promise you won't look any uglier! Would make a great stunt-double for a concentration camp victim or aids victim in the latter stages of the disease! ha ha!

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  7. seasons over now so i dont have to pretend anymore....

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Skinny runt with drainpipe Wrangler jeans, needs a good worming and a couple of jabs of ivomec.

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  8. It's been nearly FOUR years since I last logged in - luckily Google Chrome remembered my login details!! Result!!

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Time flies!!!!!!!

  9. been a member of this site 9 years today .. quite different from the early days..

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      The chat rooms used to be a very good laugh!!! Lots of people have come and gone over the years,...

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  10. whooo hooo just found out i am going to be a nan

  11. anyone else getting loads of adverts pop up on here

  12. The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. ~ Winston Churchill

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      It's the wrong word....it should be difficulty instead of danger...

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  13. typical yesterday i tripped into a drainage ditch ater i was doing so well onmy health kick .. bloody foots killing me today ... grrrr

  14. Zoo time is she and you time.

  15. Anyone got any contact details for Darcys Books please. Looked on the website and there's only an email address

  16. no extraction, infection eating away the jaw bone, more great fooking news.......not lol

  17. just seen a snapping turtle basking in the sun middle of a duck pond..lol

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Yep, i thought i'd wrote red-eared......obviously I didn't! ha

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  18. just seen a snapping turtle basking in the sun middle of a duck pond..lol

  19. Where do I begin, to tell the story ,of the love I feel for me?

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      empty your in box...

  20. anyone having issues viewing the site .. i have updated java as sugested by my pc but i am still getting on a select few pages on here then its telling me i need to update java again

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      It will be a virus you've picked up from them adult sites...

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  21. not slept a bloody wink .. even the beer hasnt took the edge of this f*****g elbow pain grrr

  22. Is randomly removing idiots.

    1. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      I'm going to tuck my trousers into my boots like a pro trapper

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